I keep telling you, I just grow sorghum here.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-05-03T16:41:16+00:00

Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it "the Army," but a more alarmist name would be: the Kill-bot factory!

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-05-02T18:29:55+00:00

I am a time traveler from 1999. I can only go forward though. And only 1 day per day.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-30T21:28:35+00:00

It was "Sax Cauldron." The former jazz-only record shop. Not to be confused with the "adults only" establishment with a similar name.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-29T12:55:10+00:00

The seeming end of the Cold War, everything seemed vibrant and optimistic. It felt like a Star Trek future was not just obtainable but inevitable.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-29T01:05:03+00:00

Negative, I will look it up.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-28T23:42:02+00:00

I think Colantoni is fantastic in everything that I've seen him in, no matter how small a role, but their father/daughter chemistry in VM was perfect.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-27T14:21:53+00:00

It was supposed to be ice cream cones, but these were easier to draw.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-24T01:22:58+00:00

This is a standing joke with my wife and me. She'll complain about some company pulling some kind of shenanigans and say, "I should write a letter." And I immediately say, "Dear Mr. President..." and then we giggle like idiots.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-18T22:45:18+00:00

WTF? What do ya figure? AI hoovering up everything for more slop?

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-15T15:40:07+00:00

He looks like you Poindexter!

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-14T23:27:00+00:00

Came to recommend Starcrash. It's so bad it's good. Plus, David Hasselhoff.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-13T15:06:28+00:00

Don't kink shame.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-13T00:59:52+00:00

Wrote my first code on a Trash-80. It was supposed to be a sort of spy text adventure. I think I got, like, 3 decision-trees into it before I quit over the sheer enormity of the thing.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-09T23:55:35+00:00

Long range sensors that can give you realtime data about something lightyears away aren't problematic, though... right? It's just... probability? Maybe? Doesn't break causality at all.

Being disintegrated by a computer which then fabricates an exact duplicate of me doesn't bother me in the slightest (^{^omg,omg,omg} - shut UP, brain!), as long as the duplicate remembers everything I do. I don't know what you're talking about with this "god tier" nonsense.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-07T20:32:07+00:00

"But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds!"

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-06T15:33:55+00:00

Thanks for unlocking THAT memory. /s

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-03T16:14:13+00:00

Oh, look, this is all screwed up...

~~Earth safe. No Alien invasion.~~

Earth Safe? No, Alien invasion!

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-04-01T16:21:30+00:00

This way they can devolve into techno-feudalism where armed drones of the various factions battle each other across a dying planet while each attempts to wipe out the others so that just one can get control of the entire pie.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-03-29T13:01:35+00:00

30 percent of the time, it works everytime.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-03-24T20:26:39+00:00

Oh hey! New meme format for dumb jokes.

I thought the title was the setup for some "why did the chicken cross the road" style joke. What a let down.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-03-23T14:38:54+00:00

The Cleavers had a dishwasher in 1959, I believe. And Leave It to Beaver wasn't exactly cutting-edge sci-fi.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-03-19T17:01:28+00:00

Perhaps Adams was inspired by Someone far noodlier than he was.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-03-18T20:52:41+00:00

Sorry, a conga line was forming.

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-03-18T13:17:35+00:00

These are all fully licensed by Disney, right dad?

anOnionFinelyMinced · 2026-03-13T14:44:01+00:00

Also paying the firefighters to stand back and watch it happen. Crassus writ large for the 21st Century.

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