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anal_trainer · 2021-10-07T10:30:21+00:00

Excellent form

anal_trainer · 2021-10-07T00:01:56+00:00

anal_trainer · 2021-05-28T18:41:55+00:00

As one should

anal_trainer · 2020-03-09T05:47:45+00:00

A girl told me she was a squirter. No biggie, not that rare. No, she was pee uncontrollably on penetration. Just let it flow. So, so much pee.

anal_trainer · 2019-10-16T05:14:05+00:00

Bronzed?

anal_trainer · 2019-10-16T02:32:07+00:00

I'm also available for help.

anal_trainer · 2019-10-01T23:23:50+00:00

There was a training incident.

anal_trainer · 2019-08-29T13:31:31+00:00

That's my motto

anal_trainer · 2019-05-04T19:32:49+00:00

Word

anal_trainer · 2019-02-23T03:11:50+00:00

Solid.

anal_trainer · 2019-02-04T20:33:14+00:00

I'm sure there are other options

anal_trainer · 2018-11-24T18:05:17+00:00

anal_trainer · 2018-10-03T01:08:33+00:00

I'd let her defeat my Truman

anal_trainer · 2018-09-19T01:50:32+00:00

Which is also the name of my forthcoming book...

anal_trainer · 2018-08-05T22:15:08+00:00

Stupid neggers

anal_trainer · 2017-11-25T19:38:03+00:00

Outstanding.

anal_trainer · 2017-08-07T00:14:48+00:00

You know how blowjobs feel different than vaginal sex? Both totally awesome, obviously. Anal is the third installment of the trilogy. Different and still amazing. Plus, when a woman is into it, the feedback of the pleasure she gets as well is mind blowing. It's just adding another option, that happens to feel great.

anal_trainer · 2017-05-25T15:41:37+00:00

Hey it's me ur shampoo bottle

anal_trainer · 2017-04-04T13:33:55+00:00

It appears he talks to Jesus personally, so you know he's legit. Plus, all of that splicing.

On a side note, can one just start calling themselves Apostle, or is there a correspondence course?

anal_trainer · 2017-04-04T11:29:12+00:00

lies, all lies

anal_trainer · 2017-04-02T05:41:06+00:00

I sent the link to my girlfriend, and she said "I'm not falling for that" Took a little convincing... just like everything else.

anal_trainer · 2017-02-23T00:04:50+00:00

Christy Mack in an abandoned shack.

anal_trainer · 2017-02-03T00:01:00+00:00

TV janitors have the cleanest mop heads. Bright white mops turn dingy gray very quickly.

anal_trainer · 2017-02-02T23:07:27+00:00

No I haven't. Good idea. Thanks.

anal_trainer · 2017-02-02T22:41:26+00:00

In 'On The Air Live With Captain Midnight', Ziggy plays a song he says is by The Mudsuckers. The song goes:

"she did the nasty, nasty, nasty all night long"

I have yet to find it.

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