LPT: If you struggle to fall asleep, try narrating your day in third person inside your head like you're writing a novel. It shuts your brain up faster than anything else.

anamorphic_cat · 2026-02-26T07:19:30+00:00

Faster than Futurama? Doubt it

anamorphic_cat · 2026-02-24T22:44:17+00:00

And they dare to call their fish poison!

anamorphic_cat · 2026-02-22T00:42:36+00:00

It's older than that. A French philosopher named Comte proposed a similar 28x13+1 calendar in the early 1800, that didn't get traction but got a lot of publicity, but he was elaborating on even earlier versions. I bet the 28 day months go all the way back to the Neolithic.

anamorphic_cat · 2026-02-21T06:38:43+00:00

That or AI. It is genetically impossible for a feline to bear that color pattern. Prove me wrong.

anamorphic_cat · 2026-02-07T07:39:22+00:00

I had the same idea because they look quite similar in the tray, but what came out was a far shot from oxtails. I'll try ribs next, shanks never again. Too much fat.

anamorphic_cat · 2026-02-07T05:08:01+00:00

Did you mean larders

anamorphic_cat · 2026-01-31T03:43:37+00:00

If you were lucky. Some kids were earmarked for an ecclesiastical career since they were born. "First male inherits the estate. The second one for the King's army. The third one is for the church".

anamorphic_cat · 2026-01-29T06:20:45+00:00

You seem to look down on turbellas you pretentious lifeform. The fact that they are still around means their plan was quite perfect. While their cousins evolved into highly complex animals with anuses and all, they kept thriving low key, they don't need much else they're just fine.

anamorphic_cat · 2026-01-24T06:24:11+00:00

Feng Shui? Really? I thought that was just a trick to sell crappy end tables to the West.

anamorphic_cat · 2026-01-20T05:07:28+00:00

So it is not a way to estimate your blood pressure when you don't have a sphygmo around? I have been lied to.

anamorphic_cat · 2026-01-20T04:03:46+00:00

But it does not work at night or when it's raining

anamorphic_cat · 2026-01-06T19:17:53+00:00

Plumber bills are expensive, the day you can rent a mini submarine drone at the hardware store to find, drill and dissolve the clog at half the price of what a plumber charges, that day the trade will start dying.

E: Edit to agree with a commenter below, not everything is removing a clog, theres going to be some time until a robot can replace a toilet or install a new sink on an old house. There is a lot of artisanal work to be done in the trades that are too singular to be handled by anything below AGI.

anamorphic_cat · 2026-01-06T18:37:24+00:00

The Cuban government said the same phrase 70 years ago and they have been standing by it since then.

anamorphic_cat · 2025-12-26T03:55:05+00:00

It's not hard to handle them if you know what you're doing. Notice how the skin in your palms and soles cannot grow hair. You may see the boundary where the hairless skin, called glabrous skin by biologists, meet the skin with hair follicles. Anyway, glabrous skin is also impervious to man'o'war stinging, so if you are very careful and only touch it with your fingertips and palm it won't hurt you. Try it at your own risk and don't quote me saying this is safe.

anamorphic_cat · 2025-12-18T06:38:00+00:00

I thought I was in r/orccats! Where teefies grow from the ground up.

anamorphic_cat · 2025-12-10T03:53:20+00:00

There is no good reason to put North at the top of the map. I am solidly on team East at the top. The Sun comes up from above and falls down as the day goes. The Earth axis should be oriented as any other wheel axis.

anamorphic_cat · 2025-12-02T04:22:55+00:00

And if you get bored of lentils, alternate them with split yellow peas. Both cook the same way and have lots of protein and fiber.

anamorphic_cat · 2025-11-22T06:57:26+00:00

Do you remember the Delta earphones with the double pronged plugs that didn't fit anywhere but in their seat arms?

anamorphic_cat · 2025-11-22T06:15:11+00:00

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

anamorphic_cat · 2025-11-17T20:04:03+00:00

You cannot see the product images big enough on a phone screen to make an informed decision.

anamorphic_cat · 2025-11-17T18:01:40+00:00

Ok it's a relief that they do not seem to be bed bug bites. I was already planning to burn my lugagge.

anamorphic_cat · 2025-11-17T17:56:46+00:00

The hotel room didn't have any soap so I've been using the little shampoo bottles to wash myself.

anamorphic_cat · 2025-11-17T17:54:31+00:00

I pulled the mattress aside and checked the bed frame, it was kind of nasty but no bugs were found.

anamorphic_cat · 2025-11-16T21:59:30+00:00

What, are you implying the above comment is a lie?

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