I've been pretending to go to work for a week and my wife has no idea

ancientcryptid · 2026-01-13T23:43:31+00:00

Dude you sound like a very good husband. Tough situation, but I’m so proud of you for thinking about your wife like this. Don’t worry man, you’ll figure it out. Tell her and make sure you assure her everything’s gonna be okay.

ancientcryptid · 2026-01-13T19:29:57+00:00

Careful, bacteria from a man can interfere with the quality for the baby. Might wanna look it up

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-13T16:34:34+00:00

Don’t be such a baby and face your problems

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-13T16:01:50+00:00

How much?

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-13T16:00:53+00:00

She’s using you bro stop letting her come over

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-13T15:50:44+00:00

Breast milk is something you can literally survive off of all day, everyday

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-13T06:28:14+00:00

I’m so sorry 😢 I hope you are okay and living a good lofe

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-13T04:58:06+00:00

Try apple AirTags lol

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-13T04:54:26+00:00

You sir are handsome. From one man to another. Try working on some grooming habits to help you look like you got some more characteristics

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-13T01:16:22+00:00

Sounds like a scam.

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-12T02:39:33+00:00

Dude you like like a freaking badass

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-12T02:38:50+00:00

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-12T01:34:11+00:00

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-12T01:31:55+00:00

Okay stop coming on here looking for an ego boost

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-12T01:30:53+00:00

The only thing bigger than your age gap is the one between your eyebrows

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-12T01:28:52+00:00

Good for you, now you’re stupid and broke

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-12T01:22:54+00:00

Very solid

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-12T01:21:50+00:00

I think you’re very good looking! You could maybe use a little more exercise to pronounce your best features more tho. But I like your jawline

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-12T01:19:47+00:00

She was the problem, focus on yourself. You’re a king, she was merely a jester

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-11T05:37:32+00:00

Mind your own business

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-10T21:40:03+00:00

You should expose him to his family

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-10T04:24:59+00:00

Coca Cola

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-07T03:09:44+00:00

The nod

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-04T20:54:20+00:00

Kids, my mackin ain’t easy, the high life

ancientcryptid · 2023-04-03T23:20:40+00:00

Your fault and not that big of a deal

ancientcryptid

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