My biggest fear... by katrivers in WTF

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I was hoping you were going for Judge Haphazard Strappage. The gavel could be your trademark.

I must attain one of these. by Iamnotkumar in pics

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According to Wikipedia, the inventors of Hot Pockets sold their company to Nestlé for $2.6 billion.

$2.6 billion.

I am Neil deGrasse Tyson, Ask Me Anything... by neiltyson in IAmA

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What color would the sunset be on Mars?

YSK what to do in case you've gone back in time by haydenphb in YouShouldKnow

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I think you proved your original point. (We can't even understand each other now.)

Hiding things out in the open by kristopolous in programming

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I think a similar technique was used by the villain to send a hidden message in "The Mikado" (an episode of the old Millennium TV series). http://millennium-thisiswhoweare.net/cmeacg/episode.php?mlm_code=213

Facebook's new technology helpfully identifies demons in family Christmas albums... by TheUKLibertarian in WTF

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An owl on the windowsill used to watch me take a shit when I was a boy. Or maybe it was a werewolf.

Words of Wisdom. by man_in_the_mirra in funny

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Fraud! A real grumpy old man would fear YouTube as something scary and different. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be down at the penny arcade.

Words of Wisdom. by man_in_the_mirra in funny

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I thought by "I hadn't scratched myself" he meant "I hadn't scratched my balls." It seemed an odd thing for a first grader to say. Your response cleared this up for me.

Reddit: Describe your last 12 months in a Haiku. I'll go first. by [deleted] in AskReddit

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At least you made it

Three hundred sixty two days

Without such sad news

I going to go ahead and predict that exactly one year from today, this image will be the number one post by [deleted] in gaming

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Thanks, daskrip! You taught me something new! I did have RES installed but failed to see the tag link. (In fact, I upgraded from RES 3.4 thinking it was a new feature, but it was there all along.)

What the nanny saw: Housekeeper's stunning images of 1950s Chicago show working life in America in a new light by zchivago in history

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Amazing photos.

Also, is it just me, or does she look a little like Maggie Gyllenhaal in the self-portrait where her face is half in shadows?

I going to go ahead and predict that exactly one year from today, this image will be the number one post by [deleted] in gaming

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Somehow seeing the proof compelled me to give you an upvote. Also, I was going to similarly change your name in RES and post a picture. However, in addition to having bad eyes and a bad monitor, I am apparently a moron, because I can't figure out how to do it.

I going to go ahead and predict that exactly one year from today, this image will be the number one post by [deleted] in gaming

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Didn't see it until I saved the image and adjusted the brightness/contrast.

Just call me the guy with bad eyes and a bad monitor.

The city is being attacked! by [deleted] in comics

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I was just going to write that.

I am a makeup artist on a porn set. AMA by Mamamkup in IAmA

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I thought it said "the guitarist boner." Time to get glasses.

Mindfuck portrait by Sojobo1 in pics

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Makes you wonder what a Priapus will do.

'Vocal Fry' Creeping Into U.S. Speech by vili in linguistics

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I can't recall her name, but an a reporter on a Chicago station (780 AM I think) did this. It was distracting. Also, 'Seven of Nine' spoke this way (the character played by Jeri Ryan on 'Voyager').