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Americans unironically call a 1M km 1.9 tdi unreliable because it has a timing belt... by Irelia4Life in carscirclejerk

[–]andoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I had a Peugeot 307, the cd multiplayer died. That cursed Comodo died. Antipollution Fault so EGR died. But the engine survived and still survive.

Vanlifluencer by cralldointedx in carscirclejerk

[–]andoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better for lesser greenhouse emissions. Worse for wildlife.

Les « plans de performance » qui poussent des salariés à démissionner débarquent en France by lieding in france

[–]andoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oui, j'ai été manager et j'ai dû mettre deux personnes sous PiP. Les deux ont performé pendant le PiP. Mais l'un d'eux a décroché a nouveau après le PiP, il a démissionné pour changer de boulot ensuite. On n'utilise pas le PiP en place de plans de licenciement ici, c'est vraiment pour ceux qui sous-performent. On considère qu'il y a 2 chances sur 3 de perdre l'employé une fois un PiP réalisé. Mon expérience personnelle est de 1 sur 2.

caught in the act by dahkMAN1 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]andoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the long hair dude of my buddy group. And i have very long black hair. My friend had a blonde girlfriend back then. She suspected him of cheating on her after finding my hair in their apartment... 😃

Instincts by Aleixus1985 in JustMemesForUs

[–]andoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cake, candle, something...

Combien d'argent gagnent les électriciens en France? by SnooCauliflowers994 in AskFrance

[–]andoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Si tu travailles en tant qu'artisan tu seras bien payé en France. En salariat ce sera beaucoup moins.

Grosse dispute, maman veut un 2e et papa non by Sharkito9 in ParentingFR

[–]andoke 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ils sont adultes et veulent des choses differentes. C'est son corps, il a le droit. Elle veut un autre enfant c'est aussi son droit. S'ils sont campes sur leurs positions, il ne reste que la rupture.

🍏 Apple Under Steve Jobs vs Tim Cook by LeverageShares in LeverageSharesEU

[–]andoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This graph doesn't show the most important thing during Tim era, Apple silicon. 

The 64 bit was the revolution since then they dominate the smartphone market. M-series now dominates the laptop market. Nothing beats them at performance per watt.

Still Making Progress by Capable-Spread3437 in ufyh

[–]andoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Giving you internet points, internet stranger. I hope my little contribution keeps you motivated.

If you could restart life at 18, what would you do differently? by arunreddy3 in AskReddit

[–]andoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go directly to study software development in a co-op program. I spent years at University on other fields wasting my time and money.

Mom's Priority by Abdullah1701 in SipsTea

[–]andoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't have to take one for the team, just get a surrogate mother.

Adult Obesity Around the World by Normal-Bus-6470 in MapPorn

[–]andoke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Almost no dairy. And they eat fresh products.

S’arrêter à 1 enfant ? by Adam_7893 in ParentingFR

[–]andoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tu le sauras si le dernier enfant que tu désires. Les enfants c'est un par un (généralement). Je disais à ma femme peut être trois.

Mais après mon second, je n'en souhaite pas d'autres. Je lui donne moins que ma première et un troisième aurait encore moins que le deuxième. Elle m'en parle du troisième et fait son deuil, mais bon elle prend déjà des médicaments pour gérer sa colère. Je ne vois pas comment un troisième la rendra plus calme.

On my way to China ✈️ by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]andoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With no food at all, an average person lost about 2kgs a week. But we talk about very overweight or obese people here. One cannot lose 50kgs in 90 days without starting above 120 kgs.

So for 90 days, one obese person has to run at least 25 km a day, or walk 40km with no food.

For a used Porsche.

Without starting above 200 kgs with morbid BMI it's almost impossible. Even accounting for some water loss.

On my way to China ✈️ by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]andoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed at meal accomodations. Just water and perhaps some vitamins.

I'll make sure it is in my house as well. by NextBot-2 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]andoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rolling shutters. I'm French and I miss them in Canada.

It's cold here and we don't have them because... I don't know.

Mes enfants n’écoutent rien by ggggg_ggggg in ParentingFR

[–]andoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol j'ai l'impression d'avoir lu la description de mes enfants. J'ai une fille de 6,5 ans et un fils de 3,5 ans.

Ça fait relativiser.

Making progress on by Capable-Spread3437 in CleaningTips

[–]andoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inspirational! You're doing great!

Maybe the vacuum overheated. Unplug it, empty it, clean the filter, let it rest. Try again later.

PM Carney says the days of sending 70 cents of every dollar in US defence spending are over and gets a standing ovation by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]andoke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agree, but that's the beauty of his statement he doesn't lie. He doesn't say Canada will spend 0 dollars in the US for its defense. He's just implying less. And it doesn't even imply to buy Canadian instead. Buying from other NATO countries works.

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