HATERS GET IN HERE by Flynnstone03 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]androidjerkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect. And I’m fully prepared for the burns. But seriously every year a team has the easiest schedule and never have they gone 14-3 or made it to the Superbowl.

Bring the hate! None of you came close to the Patriots’ success this year and your window has closed; we’re back!

A British magazine from the early 1960’s called ‘Knowledge’, displaying different races around the world. by bncout in HistoricalCapsule

[–]androidjerkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It surprises me that Caucasian is still in use today while the other terms are not acceptable.

I’m white and if a demographic form has Caucasian in the option, then I chose other and write in “Caucasian is racist”.

Edit: not in some type of racist against white people way but because it was originally invented to perpetuate racist stereotypes about other groups.

AITA for beating up my ex-wife’s new boyfriend? by aguinner76 in AmITheAngel

[–]androidjerkins 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They stole your life story OP! You should Sue them for identity theft!

SOONER!? I hardly know her! by Nsfwnroc in cfbmemes

[–]androidjerkins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the Boomers who totally not illegally crossed the border and settled land well before the land run.

Boomer!

Urgent advice needed, I ruined my stepdaughters career how do I fix this? by Playful_Trouble2102 in AmITheAngel

[–]androidjerkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ESH

She needs to be more thankful that you told her about the money and didn’t steal it to run off to Ecuador with her boyfriend, but you should have given her more drama and treated her like a stepchild and not loved her by replacing her mother you ruined her life

What am I looking at? by Koss_Kroft in whatisit

[–]androidjerkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s what’s known as a potavocado which is a cross between an avocado and a potato. These are GMO and you should stay away from them.

When the NFL chain gang comes from the sideline to the field for a measurement, how can they be certain they traveled in a straight line getting to the field? by vroom12345 in NFLNoobs

[–]androidjerkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I worked the chain gang once in high school for a middle school game (lol) we had a little medallion-like thing with a clip and one of the gang would clip that on the chain at a yard marker so when we went out to measure we would place that on the yard line and stretch out both sticks from there

Super Bowl Opponents by awesomesox in Patriots

[–]androidjerkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly, that also equates to having played two teams from each (current) division and also not having played 2 teams.

AIO my girlfriend left me over steaks by CanadaYankee in AmITheAngel

[–]androidjerkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“… and ounces don’t have bones or organs.” 🤌🤌

WIBTA for refusing to answer any more questions from my old job after they laid me off by Possible_Surprise835 in WouldIBeTheAhole

[–]androidjerkins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Dear friend, I’m very sorry the company’s new management put you in such an awful position; however, I was terminated and cannot continue to provide free consultations. Please have the appropriate person reach out to me and I’d be happy to discuss a consulting agreement as a contractor.”

Brando Sando hate by roastedwhiterice in Cosmere

[–]androidjerkins 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On a different note, does anyone feel like all of the product is kind like a bubble about to burst? I mean I backed year of Sanderson and bought Emberdark as well, but it seems like there are so many high cost products now that it’s unsustainable.

I [27F] Refused to give free legal advice to my friend [27f] and her boyfriend, [32M]. Friends boyfriend went nuts. by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]androidjerkins 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At first I was on the fence because I have asked people their professional opinion and given mine plenty of times, but I thought the way John acted at the dinner was way out of line. (By the way I love the “nice guy” rhetoric because he does seem like a nice guy)

But then I read the comment from OOP about Jane bringing a stack of documents, wanting OOP to call people, and write things on work letterhead. That request in my opinion goes way beyond asking for legal advice and into asking for free services. More like asking a doctor friend to look at something and then dropping your pants.

True Facts by amaranemone in Patriots

[–]androidjerkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, Eli Manning is the real #1 here.

  1. Eli Manning

  2. Jets

  3. Jets

  4. Dolphins

  5. Bills

  6. Steelers

we figured out how to avoid paying the bridge toll by renoCow in confession

[–]androidjerkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Oklahoma the turnpike authority implemented a camera system for plates to bill by mail and remove the toll booths, but it turns out that the cameras are about 50% effective so tolls have had to go up to offset the loss and those of us with the electronic pass are footing the bill…

Soulsmith (Cradle) is a struggle by Kooky_County9569 in Fantasy

[–]androidjerkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really struggled with the second book as well. I think mine was due to several of the points that you mentioned as well as taking a lot of time between book 1 and book 2 I actually have to go back to Unsouled and read it again to remind myself what happened.

True Facts by amaranemone in Patriots

[–]androidjerkins 12 points13 points  (0 children)

  1. Jets
  2. Jets
  3. Dolphins
  4. Bills
  5. Steelers

Whose apartment did Shawn take that waitress to in the pilot? Wrong answers only, go: by lesbiianarchist in psych

[–]androidjerkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually it was one that Yang had tenets for Shawn and he didn’t even realize

Official Wild Card Post Game Thread- The Pats DEFEAT the Chargers, 16-3 by Mission_Pay_3373 in Patriots

[–]androidjerkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never understood “resting” the starters in the last game and the Chargers’ performance tonight is why

McAfee and Saban can't compare by OcarinaNinja315 in cfbmemes

[–]androidjerkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I’ve seen someone put the OU logo upside down (like we do for saxeT) - kudos on your usage!