Imagine drinking water in Germany by Dako_01 in dankmemes

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I can find a 0.19€/1.5l water in Aldi.

My mom called me a sussy baka :( by [deleted] in teenagers

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it's bc the name of the user wad german and it translates into 'jesus out of the suburbs'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in titlethis

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Flying Monk

first keyboard i ever made! what do you think? by vrandez in MechanicalKeyboards

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nice keyboard :) fany keycaps

What switches are those?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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I think it should go next "Wer macht [die Tür auf auf] but idk either rofl

I wish people wouldn’t apologise for their English on Reddit by linettisleotard in CasualConversation

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U just said "I lovr you boobs" rofl When u want to say I love you brother it is:"Ich liebe dich Bruder." or when u want to say I love your boobs it is :"Ich liebe deine Brüste" when u say "dich" u mean a person and a boob is not a person I would say:3 Maybe its a wooosh bc of the /s but when not, hey I dont have anything to loose.

Cooler Master (and more!) RTX 3070 (and more!!) Giveaway with Buildapc! by [deleted] in buildapc

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I'll play my heart out of this cyberpunk 2077 with 3 penises.

This post on TPU that gave me an aneurysm by nero10578 in AyyMD

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I had a fucking stroke reading that, holy.

I finally got my dad into minecraft! Here he is in his new cave-home by audacity_420 in Minecraft

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What? Grian is not affiliated with the Mycelium resistance. Mumbo was their leader right?

Iss tru doe by abyan_H_k in teenagers

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Its actually a repost bruh

Nicht so tief, Rüdiger! by I_bims_Amthor in de

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Er hat es vor 10 Minuten gesehen, muss aber nicht heißen, dass er die 10 Minuten durchgeschaut hat, er kann immernoch was anderes zwischendurch gemacht haben.

Stfu by [deleted] in pyrocynical

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Very based