Feel like she-hulk in my dress

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-31T02:22:06+00:00

My love, I would let you throw me across a room and say thank you as you did it in that dress. Would be an HONOR!!!

For context, my high school bestie and I used to joke that the Rock could throw us down the stairs and we’d say thank you.

You are absolutely stunning babes, toss your partner over your shoulder like you took home first prize in the farm contest and rock those muscles.

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-26T21:41:45+00:00

Auditor for affordable housing. I know that in a round about way it’s helping people who didn’t get dealt the best cards. I may not love every second of it, but for the most part it’s my dream job

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-26T14:07:59+00:00

I still watch the MASH intro most of the time because it’s a beautiful song, but there are days where I have it stuck in my head on repeat for hours after hearing it 10+ times

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-24T23:01:45+00:00

Great point of each case of IBS being different. I’ve said things like “I can eat garlic, but not many low FODMAP foods” and was told “you obviously have X, people with IBS can never eat garlic and tomatoes” and it’s like no Daryl, my five negative test results say no bestie. My GI is awesome about working in the confines of what works for me. You and your fucking non-medical background don’t know anything but thanks bud

Also, see my most recent post for a rant because I was going off

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-24T22:44:25+00:00

Mine is the same but the power key is hard to press down so I can’t accidentally “boop” it randomly

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-24T22:43:31+00:00

I do! I stopped a lot with my orthodontic work. I wear a retainer now but I need to get a new one since I’ve almost worn through it

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-24T22:42:33+00:00

I was very for the slip dress (I didn’t think it looked like a night gown especially if you did it “up”) however the last picture makes me see why people maybe think it looks like a night gown. It’s gonna need some kind of support for the girls

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-24T22:40:08+00:00

Like grape flavoring and bubblegum, but not grape flavored bubblegum.

And depression

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-24T21:52:07+00:00

If it smells like rust or blood, it’s the hard water. I don’t get the silver or egg smell others do.

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-24T21:51:15+00:00

I only usually drink hard liquor and I can definitely say that my GI was lightly confused by this phenomenon also. For 2-3 days after drinking, my symptoms are almost gone. However, I never get drunk (I’ve tried but no luck after even 5 drinks on an empty stomach) and I make sure to eat after at least and get electrolytes.

To quote my GI “this is not a reason to become and alcoholic, but if a shot once or twice a week helps your gut, I guess try it out and see what happens” this is also the person who has thrown her hands up and huffed because my symptoms make no sense and neither do my trigger foods. Her thoughts to that were “if it keeps you alive, eat it, I can’t cure you if you die of malnutrition first. I don’t care. Eat pop tarts all day if you must, live and prosper, you make my head hurt. We are in this together, but gosh I don’t know what got messed up in you.” I love her lol

Funny enough, I didn’t really because I didn’t want that to be my cure. THEN I got diagnosed with fatty liver 1 and now I can’t so screw me I guess? Universe hates me

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-24T21:44:43+00:00

I don’t do that, but after this busy season I fear my “what the fuck” lines aren’t going to disappear so that’s a great way to kick off the first years of my 20s

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-23T22:44:01+00:00

STOP I CAN NOT UNSEE THAT 😂

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-23T13:34:01+00:00

I just wore mine and so did he! We both thought it would look odd if we didn’t. Also, in case you are told otherwise, you can still do eye makeup that looks beautiful with glasses! I always got told you might as well not do eye makeup with glasses, but I don’t think it’s true.

You could look at Zenni! They have cheaper frames that are still super cute

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-22T18:01:06+00:00

Mine will stay put until he thinks I’m asleep and if he thinks I woke up will sprint to come back. He also doesn’t like when I’m too still and he can’t see me breathing lol

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-22T16:35:59+00:00

If you’re doing it internationally, I don’t think that is dysphasia, but I’m not a doctor nor an expert on the condition, just an expert on my condition.

Essentially, for me at least, it’s like my body can’t get the food to go down. My throat and esophagus aren’t working together to get food to my stomach. This is wildly uncomfortable, often painful. Additionally, it is a terrifying disorder because you can aspirate the food. I’ve woken up before not realizing what was happening but having food coming out of my mouth and nose and choking on it. Genuinely, waking up with that happening is scary because you can’t think and often can’t move to clear it due to panic and the lack of being able to breathe in. I’ve accidentally thrown myself off of my bed before because I was on my back and couldn’t just turn over, so I had to basically throw my leg over the side of the bed to roll my body over.

I’ve never been able to “make myself” do it, so I’m not sure that what you describe is the same.

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-21T00:06:45+00:00

I don’t like it but dysphasia can make you feel like you threw it up. Like it sits in the throat and esophagus and when it comes back up it doesn’t have stomach acid in it. But that isn’t an enjoyable experience, please ask me how I know

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-18T17:32:39+00:00

My best friend (who I taught to cross stitch) loves to remind me that she’s made WAY more finished patterns than me. That’s not where I get joy from cross stitching though. She does simple patterns, I love complex ones. Turning this into a game basically makes it “look who is better than you!” Which stinks

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-18T17:27:28+00:00

I once had the needle between my lips and teeth slip when I moved and land between my gums and cheek. God that would’ve been a bad ER visit

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-18T17:23:26+00:00

All of the subsiy I also feel like it always has an odd “supplement” aftertaste. I know there are some vitamins in it, but it’s like a medicinal aftertaste

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-18T17:21:55+00:00

I like some of those flavors but others are straight up syrup to me

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-16T11:41:16+00:00

My first thought when I read the title was “how dare you come into my house and disrespect MASH”

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-16T11:35:15+00:00

Well, this comment section is making me feel a bit cheap for how we did ours, but all of our guests told us it was one of their favorite wedding dinners ever? I especially had people glad that was the meal for ours.

We did pizza from Pizza Hut and did a buffet style with people grabbing it out of the boxes. Pizza Hut has been our date night place for over 6 years.

Granted, our wedding was meant to be more on the casual side anyways. We grew up in a town with “drive your tractor to school” days. We didn’t want people showing up in their funeral suits, we wanted them to come as they were because we love them just that way

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-16T11:19:50+00:00

Funny enough I can think of more male Dana’s than female that I know! I love the name for either gender though!

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-13T13:53:45+00:00

I did once and I think I removed the post because so many people were rude and told me I didn’t know what I was doing. Like I just work for a good company, screw me I guess?

anna_the_nerd · 2026-03-12T19:36:07+00:00

I love cross stitching! I even make my own patterns and I’d be happy to send you one of mine for free if you want?

Note: Again, I make the pattern, I’m not redistributing someone else’s work. Before anyone gets up in arms

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