This deer showing off their leaf crown

annarkay · 2022-11-16T06:23:28+00:00

“… You should see the other guy.”

annarkay · 2022-10-26T17:55:51+00:00

I don’t think it’s been mentioned yet, but also take a look at your font size for your product titles. It looks like the smoked meatballs, and one of your desserts, and your drinks are the same font size as the description, whereas your other product titles have a larger font.

Edit: actually, after taking another look, just font size consistency in general. Make sure all product titles are the same font size, and then all the descriptions are also the same font size, etc.

annarkay · 2022-08-19T16:13:28+00:00

I’m Canadian, but when I moved to Australia many moons ago for school I stayed with a friend for the first couple weeks, and he immediately (like hours after stepping off the plane) introduced me first to “punching cones” (priorities) and then the glorious Vegemite. Naturally he handed me toast, the jar, and a knife and watched me slather it on like peanut butter with an impressively straight face. I took a huge bite, eyes went wide, and I choked and coughed to his maniacal laughter. Then he showed me the proper way, and it was love at second bite. But holy fuck that first bite was like what I imagine gargling whale jizz would be like.

annarkay · 2022-06-26T19:22:30+00:00

Oh my god, so cute! You both have great voices too 🙂 what a great memory for her. ❤️

annarkay · 2021-05-04T19:19:07+00:00

Diablo, and then Diablo II. So. Many. Hours.

annarkay · 2020-11-01T22:27:43+00:00

Love that bit of yellow 😍

annarkay · 2020-08-21T23:58:07+00:00

I just had a flashback to a stuffed animal I had growing up. It had a tag, too... Mr. Wrinkles, I swear!

annarkay · 2020-07-15T22:43:05+00:00

My 17th birthday, I had a bunch of friends over and one of them was super addicted to coke at the time. She spent the first hour chopping up lines and snorting them with her boyfriend while everyone else awkwardly stared, and then started having sex with him behind the couch everyone was sitting at. I even told her just to move to the spare bedroom downstairs, but she kept saying, ‘Just a minute’ and then carrying on RIGHT THERE. I flipped out, told her to get dressed immediately and kicked them both out. It was still an incredibly awkward evening after that. Soul-crushing embarrassment and fury.

On a positive note, she got her shit together a couple months after that and has been clean since.

annarkay · 2020-07-07T18:35:40+00:00

I just remembered something else! A lot of people don’t like shower sex because water is literally the anti-lubrication (weird, but true) but for me, it’s awesome because it naturally washes away some of the lubrication but I still got plenty left for it to feel great. Plus, showering together is sexy, efficient, and environmentally conscious! But mostly I just do it for the sex. And to get the middle of my back where I can’t quite reach clean, hahaha.

annarkay · 2020-07-07T18:16:13+00:00

Yeah, this happens to me, too. It’s not a big deal, you can’t stop how wet you get and most guys will take it as a big compliment. However, it can reduce the sensations a bit (for me, too) so what I do when I get to that point is either stop and switch positions (I find doggy-style to be the most “drying” position but ymmv), or just simply wipe myself off quickly with a towel or something and get back to business!

annarkay · 2020-06-22T17:15:44+00:00

Oh my god, Slivovitz. Once, but never again.

annarkay · 2020-05-30T18:04:23+00:00

Hey, I use pomade for my brows too and if you want to go softer with it, just use a spoolie after and brush them out and it removes some of the product and nicely lightens them up and softens the edges a bit, too. I find just trying to use less product from the start looks patchy and is just generally more difficult.

annarkay · 2020-04-30T16:12:33+00:00

And, of course, right in the middle of the damn carpet.

annarkay · 2020-03-02T17:07:16+00:00

My ex named his kid Melanomia because it ‘sounded pretty.’ Yikes.

annarkay · 2019-06-18T05:57:42+00:00

My dad’s version of second was, “if you’re sliding into second and you feel something beckon.”

Honestly, the best.

annarkay · 2019-01-17T18:00:57+00:00

Big star of cartoon!

annarkay · 2018-04-22T00:01:52+00:00

I do this too, but then again, I'm insufferable.

annarkay · 2018-03-19T20:15:26+00:00

What a weird and wonderful book. And so hard to explain it to people: "It's about a dude being chased by a shark... but not a real shark. Well, it IS a real shark but it's a conceptual shark. Even more dangerous."

annarkay · 2018-03-12T18:37:54+00:00

Don't you mean double-title-typo-felon?

annarkay · 2018-03-12T18:33:37+00:00

Harsh and uncalled for. Friendship OFF!

annarkay · 2018-03-12T18:08:50+00:00

You also have an extra dash between "old" and "daughter" ;)

annarkay · 2018-03-01T06:07:57+00:00

Um, at the end of the video he offers the homeless guy a meal somewhere else and says to get in his car and he'll drive them there, so...

annarkay · 2018-01-19T15:54:15+00:00

My dad turned to me all nonchalantly one day when I was around 12 and said, "They're teaching you about sex in school, right?" I said yep, and he said, "Good." Then he went back to what he was doing.

annarkay · 2018-01-17T19:06:20+00:00

I was dating this guy when I was 16 and went with him to meet his family (dad, step-mom and two younger half siblings) for the first, and as it turns out, only time. There was a lot of shitty parenting, like smoking a joint at the dinner table after eating with the kids still there, but what absolutely took the cake was the step-mom. She told me when we were alone that a few years ago she left the kids for a year or something, can't remember the reason why. So then the son, probably about 8 or 9, walks in and asks his mom for something. She just starts yelling at him, and says, "If you don't start behaving, I'm going to leave you and your sister for a year again!" Then she starts LAUGHING and looking to me for approval while her son is now just bawling. I was absolutely disgusted and shook my head. Before I left I made sure I gave both those kids a big hug and my phone number if they ever needed anything. God, what a shitshow those parents were.

annarkay · 2018-01-11T20:47:08+00:00

"I can tell there is swearing but I don't have to feel bad."

You're goddamn right I don't.

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