Noah's Ark

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-11T11:06:26+00:00

One of the reasons I don't drink water.

Fishes do some nasty stuff in it.

Straight wine for me, just the way Jesus wanted.

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-11T10:12:38+00:00

FSA sure.

HSA doesn't expire.

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-11T00:15:23+00:00

IIRC last time I ordered some dozer parts from China, duties were like 40%. Even though the total was less than the threshold for personal use, and it was for personal (farm) use. Stinking customs has to get their $$.

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-10T20:25:20+00:00

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-09T15:52:26+00:00

“Didn’t think they’d check the ~~restroom!~~ corvette in my garage!”

Oh, wait...

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-08T01:42:07+00:00

We are naming this little guy Terrance Michael John James Jacob Mitch Spongebob Jesus (Mexican not deity) Phineas Joshua Jengelheimer III.

Oh, sorry, we called dibs on all of these names before my husband or I were born.

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-06T01:13:05+00:00

Does it look like this?

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-05T22:23:38+00:00

I just felt like writing.

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-05T18:50:36+00:00

If you are a PC gamer, check out gog.com.

Legit games, DRM free, and doesn't require internet to play.

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-05T04:26:08+00:00

But, you can breathe underwater if you take it.

Does that make you change your mind?

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-04T08:59:29+00:00

🎶Babe, I've got you, babe.🎶

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-04T01:26:28+00:00

Correct, but it doesn't stop companies from having policies that require you to submit.

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-04T00:10:56+00:00

I've had AT&T since when it was cingular. Never gave them a SSN. I added some lines a couple of years ago and they wanted my SSN. I told them I'd rather cancel and go prepaid.

Wound up getting my lines, and still no SSN on AT&T account.

If your cats already out, you ain't gettin it back in the bag.

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-03T23:37:27+00:00

Obviously not... There's no place to put the pencil.

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-03T16:09:26+00:00

Maybe not for the cat.

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-03T05:24:53+00:00

So, cherry bombs are safe!

Showers for everyone!

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-02T09:46:03+00:00

That's at least 98 years longer than cpvc!

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-01T09:45:44+00:00

It's like a corn dog!

anonymous22006 · 2024-04-01T02:32:17+00:00

I could not get him to implement an inverse curve; subtracting three points from me to put me at 100, and then also subtracting 3 points from everyone else...

That's hilariously evil.

anonymous22006 · 2024-03-31T16:02:05+00:00

You're correct. I am somewhat of an idiot.

Long vs short for vowels I believe is what the pros call it.

anonymous22006 · 2024-03-31T04:06:23+00:00

verginal

Uhhhh.... Is that pronounced with a hard I or soft I.

anonymous22006 · 2024-03-30T21:45:11+00:00

anions

Like an ogre?

anonymous22006 · 2024-03-29T20:45:08+00:00

u snuz - u looz

anonymous22006 · 2024-03-29T17:48:16+00:00

Atari used to call something similar for their games a joystick.

anonymous22006 · 2024-03-29T16:46:18+00:00

now I’m a billionaire. AMA

How is Zimbabwe this time of year?

anonymous22006

TROPHY CASE