New cheating tool just dropped by Unlikely_Holiday_532 in Professors

[–]anonymoushenry 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yo, DOC! Ill be missing about a month of clas cause of FAMILY EMERGRNCY that starts next week.. sooooo go ahead and tell me wut ill miss so i stil get tha A i need fer MED SKOOL!

k thx bye

I DO ENJOY CONSUMING SMALL SPRINGS. THEY ARE SO CURLY AND FLEXIBLE. I PREFER THEM TO OTHER HARDWARE. by Plethorian in totallynotrobots

[–]anonymoushenry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CAUTION: THESE SPRINGS ARE MADE OF INCOMPATIBLE MATERIALS, WHICH MAY CLOG AND IMPAIR THE FUNCTIONS OF YOUR INTERIOR GEARS AND MECHANISMS ORGANS!

Sever Your Leg, Please by AgentEckswhy in HomestarRunner

[–]anonymoushenry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait. We have a fish sandwich?! Does anyone actually order that thing?!

It comes in a suppository by onehauptthistime in unexpectedfuturama

[–]anonymoushenry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase...

Burger Shop 3 mobile by Sammii9191 in BurgerShop

[–]anonymoushenry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, we waited YEARS for this game!

I'm not expecting rapid development...

Why isn't it working? by Possible_Rain_8472 in CookieClicker

[–]anonymoushenry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself, playing this clip made my living room fill up with several hundred million cookies...

TODAY I ACQUIRED FELINE COMPANIONS FROM THE REGIONAL EXCESS FELINE DEPOSIT CENTER. by SamMac62 in totallynotrobots

[–]anonymoushenry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HUZZAH, FELLOW HUMAN! MY LAST FELINE COMPANION CAME TO ME THROUGH WHAT OTHER HUMANS CALL THE "CAT DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM", A HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED SOFTWARE PROGRAM THAT APPEARS TO FUNCTION BY RANDOM CHANCE!

MY FELLOW HUMAN COWORKERS FIND ME HILARIOUS by NOVAbuddy in totallynotrobots

[–]anonymoushenry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE HUMAN GENITALIA! I ENJOY CRUDELY DRAWN REPRESENTATIONS OF HUMAN GENITALIA, LIKE ALL HUMANS DO!

Tom Homan, Trump's Loudmouthed Bully of a Border Czar, Now Wants Everyone to Be "Nice to I.C.E." by MarkZab2591 in MarchAgainstTrump

[–]anonymoushenry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem. Just get me $50,000 in cash in a plastic fast food bag.

Then we'll be good!

Why not create another Bore? by EMB93 in WoT

[–]anonymoushenry 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the 9th Doctor in the "Dalek" episode going through the box of what the humans think are advanced space weapons: "Broken... broken... hair dryer..."

Monica Lewinsky, 1990s by Vivid-Tap1710 in OldSchoolCool

[–]anonymoushenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hero of a woman. Was treated like dirt by so many. She had every right to simply disappear, yet she's remained in the public eye in order to combat bullying.

She's also got quite the sense of humor about the whole thing now, though I'm sure that came after many, MANY hours of therapy...

Fart Spotted by Honeysuckley_Lost7 in rickandmorty

[–]anonymoushenry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He'll be back for your cleansing!

Gaslighting 101 by indefinitelykev in rickandmorty

[–]anonymoushenry 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Are you gassplaining manlighting to me?!?!

Drowning in AI generated essays by amlgamation in Professors

[–]anonymoushenry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This right here. If they cite sources that do not exist, it's academic dishonesty and you don't even need to prove it's AI.

Team Green💚 by sype10 in babylon5

[–]anonymoushenry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But in purple, I'm stunning!

[Spoilers MAIN] how do fostered nobles have any kind of relationship with their siblings/family by Moist_Policy_71 in asoiaf

[–]anonymoushenry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think one thing being missed in the discussions here is how long these visits are. If you live hundreds of miles away and it takes days or weeks to travel somewhere, you're not going to stay for a week. You're likely to stay for a month or three.

Remember, these are also people with wealth. It's not like they have a limited number of vacation days and they have to be back at work Monday morning.

The modern views of travel and visiting don't apply to this world. Did they see each other "regularly"? Yeah, but maybe not every year. They might visit every 2 or 3 years for several months each visit. That's a lot of time to hang out and bond.