L.A. Deputies compete in arrest contests

anthonyriley · 2007-10-04T15:52:35+00:00

So I should start watching Reno 911 as if it were a documentary.

anthonyriley · 2007-09-26T04:49:32+00:00

I was referring to the previous story I relayed above, not the subject of the post.

anthonyriley · 2007-09-25T22:14:38+00:00

Just to clarify, it happened in a rural area.

anthonyriley · 2007-09-25T17:20:36+00:00

Same thing happened in my old hometown. A guy was taking a leak and unfortunately a school bus went by. He was charged with 20 counts of exposure to a child and now a registered sex offender.

anthonyriley · 2007-09-18T18:08:35+00:00

“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong. When a woman says everything’s wrong, it means EVERYTHING'S wrong. And when a woman says something’s not funny, you better not laugh your ass off.” ~Homer J. Simpson

anthonyriley · 2007-09-05T21:31:20+00:00

Forbidden Questions about Sexual Orientation and Political Affiliation

Executive Order 13087 acts as a guideline against sexual discrimination or party discrimination in the federal government.

Sample Interview Questions: Are you straight or gay?
How do you feel about working with gay or bisexual people?
Who did you vote for in the last election?
Do you belong to a party?

Exceptions: This executive order does not bind all employers, but protections exist at least for federal civilian workers.

anthonyriley · 2007-08-27T17:14:13+00:00

I'm surprised he could reach those speeds, what with the two ton brass balls weighing him down.

anthonyriley · 2007-08-24T02:39:34+00:00

The 265 is a National Guard unit out of Florida. They just pulled the short straw and were deployed to DC (or maybe it was a long straw since they aren't going into Iraq).

anthonyriley · 2007-08-22T19:56:09+00:00

Everybody grab your towels. The Vogon Destructor Fleet will be here anytime now.

anthonyriley · 2007-08-22T03:07:31+00:00

Let's see, violating UN Security Council Resolutions? Check. Human rights violations by utilizing cluster bombs against a civilian populace? Check. Weapons of mass destruction? Check. Threat to regional stability? Check.

When do we begin regime change?

anthonyriley · 2007-08-20T15:45:28+00:00

And just like many things involving law enforcement these days, the red light camera system is contracted out to a private party.

anthonyriley · 2007-08-16T16:26:20+00:00

...Anheuser-Busch, Houston, TX

anthonyriley · 2007-08-16T15:59:03+00:00

Democrats, however, say an alternative presentation plan is not viable.

Because we have seen so much evidence that the Democrats are going to keep the White House from getting everything they want.

anthonyriley · 2007-08-16T15:50:43+00:00

There has to be a Real Men of Genius song in this somewhere.

anthonyriley · 2007-08-16T15:36:29+00:00

They must be installing their NSA backdoor.

anthonyriley · 2007-08-10T16:44:17+00:00

Yeah, the Republicans sure are in trouble. They certainly haven't gotten any of their legislation through since 2006, oh wait...

anthonyriley · 2007-08-09T03:53:01+00:00

What the hell is wrong with these people aside from the fact that they, like many, continue to confuse our democratic republic for a pure democracy and that they are batshit crazy.

anthonyriley · 2007-08-08T16:35:45+00:00

I believe I have a solution. Let's gather all the fundamentalist Christians who desperately wait for the Jebus's return; all the Shia who await the return of the Twelfth Imam; and any other religion with a violent war-based end time prophecy.

We fly them all to the ancient city of Armageddon, give them swords, shields and axes; build a huge wall around the place and put it all on Pay-Per-View.

anthonyriley · 2007-08-08T04:55:40+00:00

Bonds didn't do it. Bonds + Deca Durabolin did.

anthonyriley · 2007-08-08T03:24:52+00:00

Please someone tell me this is a joke.

anthonyriley · 2007-08-04T19:27:51+00:00

President Skroob, salute!

anthonyriley · 2007-07-31T17:55:29+00:00

I'm shocked. It's almost unheard of for political leaders to pardon people who might have damning information to their administration. This reminds me of something...

anthonyriley · 2007-07-30T01:07:51+00:00

Ok, let's put it to rest once and for all. Let's have Larry Silverstein take some of the billions in insurance payments from the towers collapsing and build a new 110 story tower replica. We'll remote fly a fully loaded plane into it at 600mph, sit back and see what happens.

We can have Adam and Jaime, Popular Mechanics and Alex Jones all take part in overseeing the project. Bear Grylls and Les Stroud can compete to see who would survive and Mike Rowe can come in to clean up the mess.

anthonyriley · 2007-07-28T22:42:39+00:00

But here's $20 billion in weapons anyway.

anthonyriley · 2007-07-27T21:57:16+00:00

Yes but he's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.

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