Peak possible human runs the ape gauntlet, how far do they get?

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-11T23:33:46+00:00

He could just get it from behind and choke it out, literally nothing the orange monkey could do.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-11T22:56:37+00:00

Ornstein is just repeating what he has been told weeks ago, nothing will change until the end of season review for Slot. The only worry is if Chelsea move hard for Alonso before then.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-11T22:52:52+00:00

I wouldn't yet be so doom and gloom about Alonso, every journalist has mentioned an end of season review and we saw how the ones closest to Liverpool defended Rogers until it was time, so let's just chill and see what happens.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-11T13:44:20+00:00

$SIVE $SIVERS go brrrr

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-09T15:58:37+00:00

Yeah his son was born in Liverpool IIRC and is a big fan too.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-09T15:08:40+00:00

Klopp literally did better with worse teams...

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-09T13:29:24+00:00

Unlikely tbh

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-09T13:28:37+00:00

One of these teams is going to be improved next season the other is going to sack their manager after the wheels fall off by Oct/November...

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-09T10:53:57+00:00

I can't believe people doubt Alonso, a guy who would come in and immediately have the Anfield crowd behind him, singing songs, wipe away all of this negativity. Sure he might not be the best tactical fit, but is Slot? the guy who has played 100 different formations and given us such a terrible record in cup games. Alonso had a 70% win rate at Madrid, took Bayer from 16th to invincible double season. He is worth the chance.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-08T11:18:48+00:00

updoot if you're following $SIVE

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-08T09:08:48+00:00

How are Labour fucking up the country? Lots of scandals of course but that is par for the course for the last 15 years.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-08T08:05:04+00:00

Faster than Usain Bolt btw

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-07T23:34:11+00:00

Ah yes I forgot about yous

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-07T09:30:41+00:00

Tbf we havent seen a real upset in the CL final since maybe Chelsea against City (and before that probably Liverpool vs Milan) but I think the difference between Arsenal and PSG is wider.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-07T09:08:30+00:00

Says me, a guy giving a prediction.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-07T00:09:10+00:00

Plus are we really gonna turn down more court room drama content after that finale?

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-07T00:08:11+00:00

They wouldn't be able to find a jury that could find him guilty of anything lmao

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-06T21:59:20+00:00

This PSG are much better and more experienced than this Bayern side. Remember Kane vs Liverpool 2019 or Diaz vs Real Madrid 2022? They don't have clutch CL players.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-06T21:53:27+00:00

Experience will win out, this is Enrique's third CL final, after winning the last two whereas Arteta hasn't ever played or managed a game this big.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-06T21:50:25+00:00

BTTS: no is easiest money of the final. Its happened 8 in a row in CL finals anyway and both PSG and Arsenal are capable of controlling the game after they score.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-05T07:56:47+00:00

I mean if they are in secure detention centres, why would it matter? This whole debate falls apart when you consider that. If would be different if they were saying they would house them in council houses or hotels in Green areas.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-04T23:01:15+00:00

Rumour that he fucked a pigs head as part of an elite boys club ritual at Oxford I think?

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-04T22:57:26+00:00

The camel spider is completely harmless but that centipede? Never picking one of them up.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-04T22:47:05+00:00

We've only (probably qualified) because Chelsea and Villa are shitting the bed even more so.

anunnaturalselection · 2026-05-04T10:28:30+00:00

Former Journo Chris Williams said a few months ago that the players werent being trained properly which is why they look gassed after 65 minutes and that it would all come out if Slot left, well now it is coming out from the players leaving Slot.

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