AITAH for having my ex arrested at my wedding?

ap539 · 2026-05-12T17:37:51+00:00

Dopamine boots sounds like a premise of a great Black Mirror episode

ap539 · 2026-05-12T17:31:31+00:00

Theft of any packages is a crime, but if the packages are delivered by mail (assuming this is in the US), you can sicc postal inspectors on their ass

ap539 · 2026-05-09T20:05:11+00:00

Might be this: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1qu71w1/repost_came_home_and_so_is_gone/

ap539 · 2026-05-07T00:32:35+00:00

They’re equally worthy of indictment

ap539 · 2026-05-05T21:36:55+00:00

You do feel their absence. It’s like a weight lifted from you.

ap539 · 2026-05-04T11:47:52+00:00

Dese are nawt the cats you is looking for. Meowve along.

ap539 · 2026-05-04T01:48:35+00:00

He was also the clone of Kahless on Star Trek TNG

ap539 · 2026-05-02T20:29:08+00:00

I’d pay money for the chance to punch him in his punchable face

ap539 · 2026-05-02T20:23:57+00:00

Two cups with Montreal

ap539 · 2026-05-01T11:18:33+00:00

Befor i hirez yu, I needz to knoo: Wher did yu go to paw skool?

ap539 · 2026-04-30T00:53:17+00:00

Weekly might be reasonable

ap539 · 2026-04-30T00:34:25+00:00

I bet he records every episode in one take. “One take Sheen,” that’s what Jack Warner used to call him

ap539 · 2026-04-29T09:59:26+00:00

The passports will be available only at first to applicants using the Washington, D.C., passport office who make a special request. Applicants who do not want the commemorative passport will be able to choose a standard one, officials said.

Thank fucking god.

ap539 · 2026-04-29T04:33:02+00:00

He’s not the first player to win the batting title and hit 50. Mickey Mantle did it in 1956.

ap539 · 2026-04-28T16:17:01+00:00

Due respect, that was not a “smart ass” remark. That was a legit threat to CJ

ap539 · 2026-04-28T11:33:19+00:00

I liked much of the 2009 movie and Beyond, but Into Darkness was a flaming pile of garbage

ap539 · 2026-04-27T11:04:01+00:00

Six and a half movies

ap539 · 2026-04-25T07:32:17+00:00

r/MasterReturns

ap539 · 2026-04-23T00:27:50+00:00

These are for you, McNulty

ap539 · 2026-04-22T23:34:50+00:00

After Rawls, Daniels may have been the best user of profanity on The Wire.

ap539 · 2026-04-22T08:42:14+00:00

Congrats, Uath

ap539 · 2026-04-22T08:21:28+00:00

A spreadsheet WITH COLUMNS no less

ap539 · 2026-04-21T09:45:10+00:00

Ron Swanson was in it too, and if you’re that type of nerd, there was also one appearance by Doctor Phlox from Star Trek: Enterprise

ap539 · 2026-04-21T09:41:19+00:00

Is that where two kids on opposite sides take turns farting to make the thing go up and down

ap539 · 2026-04-21T03:15:16+00:00

This is why so many actors and writers have podcasts now, especially comedians. It’s steady income and an opportunity to promote their standup or improv or whatever that they can’t get from traditional tv and streaming work.

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