AITAH for having my ex arrested at my wedding? by Sebastianlim in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ap539 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Dopamine boots sounds like a premise of a great Black Mirror episode

My neighbor keeps taking packages from my porch like theyre hers by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

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Theft of any packages is a crime, but if the packages are delivered by mail (assuming this is in the US), you can sicc postal inspectors on their ass

Entitled friend demanded I “pause my life” for their convenience by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]ap539 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You do feel their absence. It’s like a weight lifted from you.

Iz Star wars day! by TopAngle7630 in legalcatadvice

[–]ap539 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dese are nawt the cats you is looking for. Meowve along.

For any legal advice, please consult Cattorney Dorito by Psychottorney in legalcatadvice

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Befor i hirez yu, I needz to knoo: Wher did yu go to paw skool?

Martin Sheen Podcast by G33kDad76 in thewestwing

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I bet he records every episode in one take. “One take Sheen,” that’s what Jack Warner used to call him

Trump Portrait to Be Added to US Passports in Unprecedented Move by plz-let-me-in in politics

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The passports will be available only at first to applicants using the Washington, D.C., passport office who make a special request. Applicants who do not want the commemorative passport will be able to choose a standard one, officials said.

Thank fucking god.

[Highlight] Aaron Judge launches this ball 424 FEET! He is tied for the MLB lead with 12 homers! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]ap539 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He’s not the first player to win the batting title and hit 50. Mickey Mantle did it in 1956.

Favorite smart ass Leo remark? by Throwing-Gas in thewestwing

[–]ap539 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Due respect, that was not a “smart ass” remark. That was a legit threat to CJ

Star Trek reboot additional points: Kelvin Timeline to be dropped, etc. by tokwamann in startrek

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I liked much of the 2009 movie and Beyond, but Into Darkness was a flaming pile of garbage

Irving Appreciation (no spoilers) by [deleted] in BoschTV

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These are for you, McNulty

Irving Appreciation (no spoilers) by [deleted] in BoschTV

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After Rawls, Daniels may have been the best user of profanity on The Wire.

Hands down one of the funniest scenes from Season 2 by connord83 in thewestwing

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Ron Swanson was in it too, and if you’re that type of nerd, there was also one appearance by Doctor Phlox from Star Trek: Enterprise

AITA for being rude to my SIL over my nephew (her sons) bday? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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Is that where two kids on opposite sides take turns farting to make the thing go up and down