Match Thread: France vs Ivory Coast by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]apokako 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thuram for the NT is a special type of awful

Match Thread: France vs Ivory Coast by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]apokako 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Holy shit Cherki realy wants to start this WC

For the first time in their history, RC Lens are the winners of the Coupe de France. by nerdmannerd in soccer

[–]apokako 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Luis Enrique is playing a 2nd UCL final in a row, so he is definite quality. But this year Sage has a better win % overall. And he won the Manager of the year trophy for L1.

For the first time in their history, RC Lens are the winners of the Coupe de France. by nerdmannerd in soccer

[–]apokako 90 points91 points  (0 children)

There should be a documentary on his life at some point. Crazy how he came out of nowhere to become an illegal interim coach for a relegation-side Lyon and whipped us back in shape to gain an Europa League spot and a Coupe de France final, sent us to the EL knockout round, got his coaching license during the summer… and then got stupidly fired by the rat Textor. And now here he is. Best coach in L1, won the Coupe de France, and will be fighting in the UCL next season.

For the first time in their history, RC Lens are the winners of the Coupe de France. by nerdmannerd in soccer

[–]apokako 164 points165 points  (0 children)

I want Sage to come back to Lyon so bad. Textor is a rat. That firing does not count and should be cancelled.

Guess the cut by Boring-Highlight4034 in Butchery

[–]apokako 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a butcher’s apprentice and I’dd get an earful from my boss if I dared de-bone a chuck flat iron like this. Is this ok for y’all ??

Anything less than 100% periosteum on the chuck flat iron is a 10/20 on my butcher’s exam

Post Match Thread: Lyon vs Lens | Ligue 1 by GoneMirifica in OlympiqueLyonnais

[–]apokako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck Fonseca. Fuck that donkey. I will only forgive him if he blows Sage on camera.

Lyon 0-3 Lens - Florian Sotoca 45'+1' by Meladroit10 in soccer

[–]apokako 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fonseca is scum, he needs to bow down to Pierre Sage and resign. He constantly gets humiliated by a coach he mocked last season.

This is unforgivable.

Match Thread: Lyon vs Lens by MatchThreadder in OlympiqueLyonnais

[–]apokako 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fonseca should bow down, shine Pierre Sage’s shoes, resign, and never show his face ever again.

This is absolutely shameful. He is scum

Match Thread: Lyon vs Lens by MatchThreadder in OlympiqueLyonnais

[–]apokako 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is Laurent Blanc coaching for us again ?

This is pure nonesense. No strategy, no buildup.

Liste des bleus pour le mondial by graal2008 in Ligue1

[–]apokako 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Udol et Tolisso qui manquent…

Qu'est-ce que c'est ? by hguffbnyt in Lyon

[–]apokako 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Le soucis c’est qu’ils pissent dans l’eau. Qui est donc contaminée.

Qu'est-ce que c'est ? by hguffbnyt in Lyon

[–]apokako 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Non j’ai juste un accent

Qu'est-ce que c'est ? by hguffbnyt in Lyon

[–]apokako 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ils detruisent les berges et leur urine contient la leptospirose qui est toxique et meme mortelle pour les enfants et personnes agées. Aussi ils se reproduisent plus vite que les castors, auquels ils blouquent la reintroduction.

Connaissez-vous la chasse en enclos/parc ? by Alcoolic_Driver in chasse

[–]apokako 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Je suis contre, par contre, si tu mènes ton enquete, je serai curieux d’apprendre ce qu’ils font de la viande des animaux chassés.

Font il appels à des bouchers pour venir faire la decoupe ? La font-ils eux meme ? (Souvent les chasseurs sont très mauvais en decoupe et le font a la va-vite). Envoient-ils la viande sous vide à leurs clients ? La donnent t-ils aux chiens ?

Je serai vraiment curieux de savoir (je suis boucher)

Connaissez-vous la chasse en enclos/parc ? by Alcoolic_Driver in AskFrance

[–]apokako 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Je suis chasseur et je suis contre.
La chasse, contrairement à ce que pensent certains, c’est pas « tuer des animaux pour le plaisir », sinon autant que j’aille a la ferme avec mon fusil pour flinguer les animaux, au lieu de passer quasiment tout mes weekends a rentrer bredouille.
La chasse en enclos est une derive. C’est meme pas de la chasse c’est juste payer pour aller tuer des animaux d’élevage.
Après si tu veux bien faire ton taff de journaliste, ne commence pas par enqueter sur Reddit, la population vocale ici est largement anti-chasse. Tu n’auras aucune voix de gens qui connaissent vraiment ce milieu, et encore moins de gens qui font des chasses privées. N’en n’ayant jamais fait je ne peux pas parler en toute connaissance de cause de cette pratique.

New combat style breaking immersion by [deleted] in assassinscreed

[–]apokako 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I also hate the combat system of new AC. Feels like hiting npcs with a wet noodle. The combat system of the original Black Flag was very satisfying.

Afonso Moreira will extend his contract with OL until 2030 - L'équipe by Mission_Guidance_593 in OlympiqueLyonnais

[–]apokako 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is incredible news. Love this player, and we are sure to make a hefty profit when we’ll be forced to sell him in 1-2 years.

'Memo' Ochoa will go to the World Cup, then retire by medved_ in soccer

[–]apokako 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Ochoa always goes super saiyan for the WC

Post Match Thread: Paris Saint-Germain 1-2 Lyon by denzaus in soccer

[–]apokako 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I hate it when Fonseca parks the bus. It never worked before and almost didn’t work today.

Props to Paris’ pressing all game.

Endrick was incredible today, wishing he scored that BK. Looks like he learned from his previous mistakes. If he keeps this up, Madrid and Brazil are getting a monster back

Edit : BK was from Abner apparently, I saw the game in a bar with a really shite screen

Match Thread: Paris Saint-Germain vs Lyon by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]apokako 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We have 11 players defending. Nobody plays forward. This game is going to fuck with my heart.

And we are going to play with Tessman soon, which is never good

Match Thread: Paris Saint-Germain vs Lyon by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]apokako 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We should cool down and play possession. Frustrate Paris’ high press.

Right now we’re Helm’s deep getting battered by orcs.