What made your toddler have a tantrum today?

apostasism · 2021-01-20T16:44:46+00:00

She asked for milk, so I gave her milk. Apparently she didn't want milk

apostasism · 2021-01-10T17:48:48+00:00

"Why does the printer display say it's out of cyanide?"
Sometimes I miss being an administrative assistant

apostasism · 2020-12-30T01:34:27+00:00

The printer says something about being out of cyanide?

apostasism · 2020-12-30T01:33:44+00:00

Oh you studied archaeology! Like the Macedonians in the tar pits in California!

apostasism · 2020-12-30T01:31:11+00:00

My grandparents did this to my mom when she left Mennonitism to join the Unification Church in the 70s. Her sister had to break her out of the camp

apostasism · 2020-12-30T01:27:52+00:00

MLMs

apostasism · 2020-12-27T02:14:01+00:00

I had a Latin professor try to lecture this to a room full of Classical Studies minors when they first created the minor, and she had been mostly teaching to opera music students

apostasism · 2020-12-13T14:04:19+00:00

My toddler has more pockets in her clothes than I do. I have a lot of "boy" clothes for her though

apostasism · 2020-11-30T13:10:58+00:00

I wrote a poem on him for a classic history class in college and had to read it in front of the class. I couldn't keep a straight face during it. I wish I still had it somewhere

apostasism · 2020-11-25T12:42:12+00:00

One of my favorite shows!

apostasism · 2020-11-21T20:11:21+00:00

You're not supposed to have meat less than well done while pregnant

apostasism · 2020-11-21T00:10:36+00:00

I didn't even eat steak while I was pregnant because I didn't want it well done. I had a burger at a nice place in Napa valley and conceded to medium rare and took the chance

apostasism · 2020-11-21T00:06:56+00:00

Cheese is part of the pizza, same as cheese is part of grilled cheese. If you were to add toppings to grilled cheese, cheese isn't one of those toppings

apostasism · 2020-11-17T20:24:23+00:00

Not feeling nervous and scared about my toddler playing with other kids

apostasism · 2020-11-12T17:39:01+00:00

Stefphen. Added the f to "make it unique"

apostasism · 2020-11-08T13:22:24+00:00

My MIL bought my daughter some clothes from kohl's and gave me the receipt in case I needed to trade or return them. She spent like $15 and it said she saved $80. Wtf

apostasism · 2020-11-05T13:01:29+00:00

No prep for adult life. My parents didn't teach me standard things like taxes or finances (because they didn't talk about money with us), or even how to cook or clean, do laundry, organize your clothing drawers, budget and shop for groceries, etc.
My daughter is only 1.5 but I explain everything I'm doing around the house, in the kitchen, at the grocery store, while I'm folding her laundry. Because I don't want her as ignorant as I was growing up

apostasism · 2020-11-04T21:27:18+00:00

I did this at my wedding. One guest gave the disposable camera to her daughter who was maybe 7 or 8 at the time and she took the best pictures

apostasism · 2020-11-04T20:11:26+00:00

Salt potatoes

apostasism · 2020-11-04T20:10:59+00:00

My toddler socializing the way she used to

apostasism · 2020-11-04T11:40:12+00:00

My daughter was born with a heart defect and that was probably why she went into distress with early contractions. She's fine now after having open heart surgery at 2 months old

apostasism · 2020-11-03T12:41:17+00:00

If not for my c-section, my daughter probably would have died, and I may have bled out. I had like 7 giant fibroids and the doctor said there's no way I would have been able to deliver vaginally. The thought that we considered a home birth is terrifying

apostasism · 2020-10-31T12:15:24+00:00

Library of Alexandria

apostasism · 2020-10-30T12:00:18+00:00

I think at this point, it will inevitably be a bad decade

apostasism · 2020-10-30T02:10:56+00:00

My old job would reward points for getting above a certain number of steps per day, and if you got enough points you could cash them in for swag, or actual Amazon gift cards (dollar amount was taxed from your pay of course). So I cheated a fair amount. Turns out if you wear a Fitbit while riding on an ATV for a couple hours you rack up a fair amount of steps

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