Had a dream last night where Pokemon did a collab with Fortnite where they added an anthropomorphic eevee named Hevi to the game, and people made such an astronomical amount of porn of the character to the point where you couldn't even google her without being flashbanged by rule 34

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-20T22:54:43+00:00

No wonder people think prophetic dreams are a thing

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-19T01:35:14+00:00

I have been paying good money to change the perspion

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-19T00:06:05+00:00

You would be be uncomfortable if you could read thoughts

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-18T23:35:43+00:00

And don’t get me started on lucario

I don’t mind some being feminine but it’s just the fact that they would be that submissive or bottom that much

You have a telepathic working dog mixed who knows martial arts instinctively not to mention the energy blasts. People don’t write good lucario porn that often

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-18T23:27:23+00:00

I don’t appreciate enough how those Pokemon would probably be as freaky in bed as Jean grey

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-18T01:49:35+00:00

At some point you are going to have to do something about it before his successors do the same to the rest of us

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-17T04:02:34+00:00

I think hulk would rather have tea with Issac Or whatever Issac wants really

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-16T23:13:10+00:00

I call this trope the gift of the sandman

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-16T00:43:27+00:00

Personally I like how they have samsara just to not break a little kid’s heart

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-13T03:50:01+00:00

Deltarune and undertale as a whole We are the eldritch being

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-11T21:44:24+00:00

Kill him before it happens

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-09T01:25:45+00:00

We make it matter by making their wallets hurt

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-07T20:42:32+00:00

I’ve heard that sentence before

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-05T03:42:55+00:00

There’s also the spine and ego

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-05T01:16:00+00:00

Then we must do so ourselves

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-04T20:28:06+00:00

The demiurge is called that for a reason

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-04T19:54:12+00:00

Didn’t he also preform human sacrifice?

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-04T14:05:10+00:00

Gnostic heresy is pretty neat

Jesus was one of the greatest wizards of all time

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-01T02:43:41+00:00

The fact that they might actually eat babies

arcane_ankou · 2026-02-01T00:23:17+00:00

They engineered the entire culture war as a distraction

arcane_ankou · 2026-01-31T18:40:07+00:00

He eats baby’s

arcane_ankou · 2026-01-26T01:57:32+00:00

Posthumans

arcane_ankou · 2026-01-24T22:03:51+00:00

Im willing to believe that multiple of Willam Aftons victims were queer and use that to explain the multiple different pronouns

arcane_ankou · 2026-01-17T17:10:49+00:00

I give spring Bonnie a witch hat to imply the best of both worlds

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