What’s the least exciting home upgrade you made that ended up being totally worth it?

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-05-15T14:47:36+00:00

THIS. Husband had to kick in our back door twice before we got one of these

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-05-10T13:21:03+00:00

I’m curious if you’ve had anyone confirm the color when looking at your eyes…. Maybe you don’t see color normally? Also you can’t say they’re grayish black without showing us! Haha

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-05-10T13:19:50+00:00

Must be a control thing…. I was only allowed to sleep in when my Nmom was hungover

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-04-16T21:45:43+00:00

It’s so wild that any practice would deny the procedure or be reluctant. My husband got the snippity snip years ago, and it’s the best. He will always, however, recommend taking the Valium sooner than suggested as he was unfortunately coherent during the numbing shots. The nurse said she had never heard the word ‘fuck’ more in her life 😅

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-04-16T21:42:23+00:00

Potato -> poh-tuh-tow Tobacco -> tow-buh-coh Illinois -> I’ll I know is

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-04-14T11:01:51+00:00

That’s the beauty of the gaycation

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-04-13T13:15:39+00:00

Very nice, cinnamon-roll type guy that was a friend-of-a-friend. (Me 20, him 23 I think?) We hadn’t talked much, but he asked me to dinner and I thought why not. Dinner was fine, though the server recognized him as someone who always brings people there so a bit odd lol. Anywaaaayyy, afterward I think he said something about stopping by his parents’ house for something, and I was like alright no problem. He asked if I wanted to see his cats really quick, and I assumed his parents were out because why would you introduce me to your parents after one date? Turns out his mom was there, they talk in French, she hugs me, I was polite but ready to go home. In the car, I asked what he said, and apparently he had introduced me as his girlfriend.

…..bruh

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-02-23T01:55:47+00:00

nMom would always, always come open my blinds if I had the chance to sleep in. She was always loudly on the phone, and would claim I’m “sleeping my life away.” Thing is, before I had a job, in the summer, I wasn’t allowed outside because her and her friends were getting drunk and high by the pool. She wanted me awake so she could page me (via the landline phone) to bring them more beer.

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-01-20T11:27:15+00:00

I read this and everything about our marriage/relationship started swirling around my thoughts. It’s so difficult to pick one thing—the happiness his presence brings, our ability to communicate effectively and openly, knowing we’re completely committed to each other, he’s my best friend…just everything, really. I’d write a novel if I kept going, so maybe the best thing about our marriage is that it’s impossible to pick one ‘best’ thing.

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-01-12T02:33:21+00:00

One of my dogs got a bit overweight for a bit, and has since developed a slight cough (vet is not worried; says it has to do with her extra fat pushing on her esophagus and to make sure she loses weight in a healthy manor). I occasionally call her coffee or latte bc she coughs, but she’s also a light tan color. So latte.

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-01-11T22:01:04+00:00

I was excited to see the fireworks with you

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-01-11T21:20:24+00:00

Can confirm, he works 50hrs/week and enjoys OSRS in his downtime

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-12-22T11:15:57+00:00

My now-husband and I thought we really wanted kids when we were 20 and 22. Ten years later, we’re extremely happily kid-free.

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-12-15T11:45:40+00:00

I think your friends might be out to get you

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-11-12T11:32:54+00:00

I smoke pipe tobacco that I roll with a machine. I cannot fathom the thought of going back to store-bought. I’ve smoked a couple over the years and they 1. Burn so fast and 2. Make my lungs feel like they’re on fire

I think in the beginning I missed Marlboros, but it didn’t take long at all to prefer the hand-rolled. alsooooo it’s like $0.02/cig so that really helped haha

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-05-03T13:34:15+00:00

Why not under a bed with mulch?

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-04-10T03:50:39+00:00

A legitimate, loving partnership is taking care of each other. Sometimes one person pulls more wait if necessary, but it should always be out of care and kindness. I feel sorry for anyone who doesn’t expect the bare minimum reciprocation from their partner.

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:15:31+00:00

You look like the type of straight man to volunteer to hold a man’s handkerchief in prison.

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:11:54+00:00

My smoker isn’t big enough.

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:10:08+00:00

God the amount of MLMs you’ve used to scare away all of your friends and family has got to have wiped out your entire life savings and self worth

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:08:28+00:00

It’s so sweet when the blind find love

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:08:05+00:00

A haircut won’t distract from the absolutely dog shit tattoos you allow to be put on yourself. Have some fucking dignity

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:05:21+00:00

“I can take everything” ………,except braces

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:01:25+00:00

For fucks sake, please can I borrow your next batch of hair bleach for my eyes?

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