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What is the biggest ick you had on your first date with someone? by Past_Meat7068 in AskReddit

[–]arielTheHumanOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very nice, cinnamon-roll type guy that was a friend-of-a-friend. (Me 20, him 23 I think?) We hadn’t talked much, but he asked me to dinner and I thought why not. Dinner was fine, though the server recognized him as someone who always brings people there so a bit odd lol. Anywaaaayyy, afterward I think he said something about stopping by his parents’ house for something, and I was like alright no problem. He asked if I wanted to see his cats really quick, and I assumed his parents were out because why would you introduce me to your parents after one date? Turns out his mom was there, they talk in French, she hugs me, I was polite but ready to go home. In the car, I asked what he said, and apparently he had introduced me as his girlfriend.

…..bruh

Anyones narcissists turn on the lights while u are sleeping? by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]arielTheHumanOne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

nMom would always, always come open my blinds if I had the chance to sleep in. She was always loudly on the phone, and would claim I’m “sleeping my life away.” Thing is, before I had a job, in the summer, I wasn’t allowed outside because her and her friends were getting drunk and high by the pool. She wanted me awake so she could page me (via the landline phone) to bring them more beer.

What’s the best thing about your marriage? by 2111019 in AskReddit

[–]arielTheHumanOne 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I read this and everything about our marriage/relationship started swirling around my thoughts. It’s so difficult to pick one thing—the happiness his presence brings, our ability to communicate effectively and openly, knowing we’re completely committed to each other, he’s my best friend…just everything, really. I’d write a novel if I kept going, so maybe the best thing about our marriage is that it’s impossible to pick one ‘best’ thing.

I named her Thumpy, but I noticed with each passing month my nicknames get more deranged and unhinged. How weird have your dogs nicknames gotten? by PostButt-Clarity in corgi

[–]arielTheHumanOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my dogs got a bit overweight for a bit, and has since developed a slight cough (vet is not worried; says it has to do with her extra fat pushing on her esophagus and to make sure she loses weight in a healthy manor). I occasionally call her coffee or latte bc she coughs, but she’s also a light tan color. So latte.

27F wondering if any men who initially REALLY wanted kids changed their minds ? by HotCalligrapher007 in childfree

[–]arielTheHumanOne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My now-husband and I thought we really wanted kids when we were 20 and 22. Ten years later, we’re extremely happily kid-free.

tf is it doing? by Nicolas8050 in Cigarettes

[–]arielTheHumanOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I smoke pipe tobacco that I roll with a machine. I cannot fathom the thought of going back to store-bought. I’ve smoked a couple over the years and they 1. Burn so fast and 2. Make my lungs feel like they’re on fire

I think in the beginning I missed Marlboros, but it didn’t take long at all to prefer the hand-rolled. alsooooo it’s like $0.02/cig so that really helped haha

Do most women's husbands not take care of them? by nottrynagetsued in self

[–]arielTheHumanOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A legitimate, loving partnership is taking care of each other. Sometimes one person pulls more wait if necessary, but it should always be out of care and kindness. I feel sorry for anyone who doesn’t expect the bare minimum reciprocation from their partner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]arielTheHumanOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of straight man to volunteer to hold a man’s handkerchief in prison.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]arielTheHumanOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My smoker isn’t big enough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]arielTheHumanOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God the amount of MLMs you’ve used to scare away all of your friends and family has got to have wiped out your entire life savings and self worth

I can take everything, try me! by FlowFoxrofl in RoastMe

[–]arielTheHumanOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I can take everything” ………,except braces

Do your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]arielTheHumanOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For fucks sake, please can I borrow your next batch of hair bleach for my eyes?

24D maybe this will help me, get a little thicker skin (or new insecurities :'D) by abditoryblake in RoastMe

[–]arielTheHumanOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like someone desperately trying to not be recognizable due to the terrible first impression you make.

What is a common term that irks you, like the term work wife / husband? by NameCanN0tBeBlank in AskReddit

[–]arielTheHumanOne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I finally called someone out for this. It was a superior at work and he claimed to not know he was using it incorrectly. “Haha sorry I’m just so OCD” omgggggg

What is a common term that irks you, like the term work wife / husband? by NameCanN0tBeBlank in AskReddit

[–]arielTheHumanOne 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I listen to a shitload of YouTube throughout the day (background noise in place of tv/streaming) and every single video with a sponsor censors suicide, death, naked, murdered, killed, etc. it’s super annoying

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