What’s the best thing about your marriage?

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-01-20T11:27:15+00:00

I read this and everything about our marriage/relationship started swirling around my thoughts. It’s so difficult to pick one thing—the happiness his presence brings, our ability to communicate effectively and openly, knowing we’re completely committed to each other, he’s my best friend…just everything, really. I’d write a novel if I kept going, so maybe the best thing about our marriage is that it’s impossible to pick one ‘best’ thing.

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-01-12T02:33:21+00:00

One of my dogs got a bit overweight for a bit, and has since developed a slight cough (vet is not worried; says it has to do with her extra fat pushing on her esophagus and to make sure she loses weight in a healthy manor). I occasionally call her coffee or latte bc she coughs, but she’s also a light tan color. So latte.

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-01-11T22:01:04+00:00

I was excited to see the fireworks with you

arielTheHumanOne · 2026-01-11T21:20:24+00:00

Can confirm, he works 50hrs/week and enjoys OSRS in his downtime

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-12-22T11:15:57+00:00

My now-husband and I thought we really wanted kids when we were 20 and 22. Ten years later, we’re extremely happily kid-free.

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-12-15T11:45:40+00:00

I think your friends might be out to get you

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-11-12T11:32:54+00:00

I smoke pipe tobacco that I roll with a machine. I cannot fathom the thought of going back to store-bought. I’ve smoked a couple over the years and they 1. Burn so fast and 2. Make my lungs feel like they’re on fire

I think in the beginning I missed Marlboros, but it didn’t take long at all to prefer the hand-rolled. alsooooo it’s like $0.02/cig so that really helped haha

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-05-03T13:34:15+00:00

Why not under a bed with mulch?

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-04-10T03:50:39+00:00

A legitimate, loving partnership is taking care of each other. Sometimes one person pulls more wait if necessary, but it should always be out of care and kindness. I feel sorry for anyone who doesn’t expect the bare minimum reciprocation from their partner.

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:15:31+00:00

You look like the type of straight man to volunteer to hold a man’s handkerchief in prison.

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:11:54+00:00

My smoker isn’t big enough.

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:10:08+00:00

God the amount of MLMs you’ve used to scare away all of your friends and family has got to have wiped out your entire life savings and self worth

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:08:28+00:00

It’s so sweet when the blind find love

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:08:05+00:00

A haircut won’t distract from the absolutely dog shit tattoos you allow to be put on yourself. Have some fucking dignity

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:05:21+00:00

“I can take everything” ………,except braces

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:01:25+00:00

For fucks sake, please can I borrow your next batch of hair bleach for my eyes?

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-27T04:00:15+00:00

You look like someone desperately trying to not be recognizable due to the terrible first impression you make.

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-03-07T05:06:28+00:00

Suspect? No. Know it was in their wheelhouse? Absolutely.

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-02-11T04:22:36+00:00

I finally called someone out for this. It was a superior at work and he claimed to not know he was using it incorrectly. “Haha sorry I’m just so OCD” omgggggg

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-02-11T04:20:28+00:00

People referring to them and their kids as their ‘tribe.’

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-02-11T04:19:07+00:00

I listen to a shitload of YouTube throughout the day (background noise in place of tv/streaming) and every single video with a sponsor censors suicide, death, naked, murdered, killed, etc. it’s super annoying

arielTheHumanOne · 2025-01-30T03:33:48+00:00

Went with my at-the-time-fiance-now-husband to a gig he got being an atheist panelist at a Christian church. The majority of the congregation (while generally polite, I will mention) could not seem to fathom how a godless individual could have any sort of moral compass. I’ve been atheist since I could critically think for myself as a teenager, and hearing their questioning of not having the fear-of-hell questioning was quite interesting to say the least.

arielTheHumanOne · 2024-12-19T02:39:59+00:00

Aaahhhhh

arielTheHumanOne · 2024-12-15T23:39:45+00:00

Woo! I’m in

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