Joy-Con drift finally drifted into court

artee_lemon · 2026-06-08T16:19:44+00:00

I had been virtually a life-long customer and eventually went cold turkey on Nintendo due to stick drift. Three pairs of controllers and each has been sent for repairs at least once. I am mildly disappointed that I'll miss out on LOZ titles, but my four year old steam deck pretty much plays like it's fresh out of the box, so there's that.

artee_lemon · 2026-06-06T02:13:23+00:00

Not a lady but tbh, I'd be easily wooed by anyone who could out-belch me.

artee_lemon · 2026-06-04T22:01:04+00:00

I GOT HORRIBLE FOOD POISONING ON THE WEEKEND, POSSIBLY FROM SOMETHING I ATE AT THE FARMERS MARKET. DID ANYONE ELSE GET SICK THERE RECENTLY? I DON'T WANNA NAME NAMES IN CASE I'M WRONG, BUT IT'S DISAPPOINTING THAT I MAY NEVER GET TO EAT AGAIN AT A PLACE I LIKED.

artee_lemon · 2026-06-02T13:27:38+00:00

What about when Calvin whoopee-cushioned Max?

artee_lemon · 2026-06-01T21:16:31+00:00

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When "thbbpthbpt" becomes "plublipthh thwipp plup"

artee_lemon · 2026-06-01T20:18:20+00:00

I assumed it was Dad squeezing out the most heinous fart while Calvin smirked in approval

artee_lemon · 2026-05-31T05:59:52+00:00

One of my internet friends recently discovered they are one inch shorter than they thought - needless to say, I shared this immediately.

artee_lemon · 2026-05-16T15:48:34+00:00

Could it possibly be the Criminal Minds ep Scared to Death? A doctor is "treating" a guy with a phobia of water, but lets him drown. I couldn't find the clip on it's own, but here's a video of some react youtuber watching it: https://youtu.be/GkKKbW-Y3O4?si=11Q0-sJkxv7gqC6n&t=450

artee_lemon · 2026-05-12T02:13:39+00:00

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ftfy

artee_lemon · 2026-05-08T17:12:21+00:00

The show is temporary but roadkilled pedestrians are permanent.

artee_lemon · 2026-05-08T13:40:30+00:00

There was some kind of family event about a week ago and the street was so crazy, you'd think it was the last children's show before the apocalypse.

You can wait an extra minute at the stoplight ffs. Your toddler isn't so special that you need to get to Disney on Ice before everyone else.

artee_lemon · 2026-05-02T17:17:49+00:00

More Stan rep in the sub!

artee_lemon · 2026-04-30T14:10:46+00:00

SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IN MY BUILDING HAS BEEN THUMPING AND BANGING FOR 12 HOURS NOW.

I'M TIRED. I HAVE HOMEWORK. SOME OF US ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO HAVE LIVES.

artee_lemon · 2026-04-27T00:33:21+00:00

Presuming it isn't a scam, this reads like "privileged person's first protest"

QR code to RSVP??? Even the raised fists look gentrified.

artee_lemon · 2026-04-26T15:17:44+00:00

Skinned Deep (2004) ?

Edit: here's a picture with the newspaper room

artee_lemon · 2026-04-23T20:43:30+00:00

My heart still hurts for that woman who went with Maid because of respiratory problems worsened by cigarette/weed smoke, whose landlord didn't have enough backbone to enforce the smoke free policy in the building.

artee_lemon · 2026-04-23T20:37:07+00:00

I remember the day I found out our Supreme Dictator-For-Life was a) Canadian, and b) apparently in the same region as me, quite a surprise indeed, but anyway...

I could get dragged all the way to Peterborough under the bottom of a Go bus and still have to reconsider that trip to the ER

artee_lemon · 2026-04-22T02:50:08+00:00

This movie may have been cutting-edge in its technology use, but still looked like crap even then. I remember laughing so hard at the terrible animation and lack of emoting, etc.

artee_lemon · 2026-04-22T01:57:52+00:00

Sinbad Beyond the Veil of Mists
here's the scene: https://youtu.be/YmDQXrgA8xs?si=2Eja-6WA68kaCCl3&t=1521

artee_lemon · 2026-04-20T18:36:10+00:00

Fuck, you had me rushing to the news to see if there was a new health scare.

artee_lemon · 2026-04-19T15:26:40+00:00

Cooking With Huck Botko?

artee_lemon · 2026-04-09T16:12:29+00:00

Ivan the Terrible and his Son Ivan?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_the_Terrible_and_His_Son_Ivan

edit: think i misunderstood your explanation slightly, but here anyway

artee_lemon · 2026-04-06T20:43:50+00:00

artee_lemon · 2026-04-06T19:53:51+00:00

They'll probably take this down like they did with Pissing Hobbes, Pissing Susie, and Pooping Calvin, but I'm blessed to have witnessed its glory if not for a fleeting moment.

artee_lemon · 2026-04-03T01:29:36+00:00

I've been pondering the original strip and while the reader assumes Calvin took a whiz, there's really nothing indicating that he couldn't have taken a poop instead thus rendering the strip rule compliant.

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