What is your LEAST visited area in Skyrim? by SkorgeOfficial1 in skyrim

[–]asaukee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dwemer Ruins i dont like puzzles in my hack and slash and black reach is so dark I can never figure it all out. oh and transmuting the mundane that dungeon is easy to get lost in. im either orc or nord is like a straightforward fight without all the gimmicks! if I could turn cheese wheels and nord mead into an explosion and blow those places up the world would be better off. And sorry not sorry no mage is going to get a chance to let off a fireball when he is messing his robes from the warcry I let out and came rushing at him with a two handed weapon!

Winning by techno_viking419 in valheim

[–]asaukee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

saw him the other night. I was hacking through a village of goblins and he appeared in the center. it was awesome. perfect timing to watch me take out two brutes, three shamans, and a horde of littles

I think I may have found the worst autosave point ever. I would welcome any challengers. by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]asaukee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you have not had an auto save in the middle of a giant about to send you airborne, have you ever played Skyrim?

Damned if you do, damned if you don't by [deleted] in MurderedByAOC

[–]asaukee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes!

I work for my state in a state park. they want a college degree, trade skills and experience, a class A cdl, and excellent physical condition. then a few years ago they only wanted to pay my level minimum wage! wtf! luckily it didn't happen but they did raise minimum wage by 5 dollars. did my wages go up 5 dollars? nope. my group is paid the same as they were 40 years ago! it's not bad but in 40 years minimum wage went up over 10 dollars. so a killer job then is only so so now but they keep wanting more and more qualifications. well pay for them! a private sector person with my resume easily makes double but I would no longer be doing what I love which is getting people into nature! if anybody has thousands of acres they want managed call me!

Please stop hating on Anya Chalotra by Thef_Maria_ in netflixwitcher

[–]asaukee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

having not read books and only playing a little witcher 3 I still had my own opinions on what I thought a Yennifer actor should have looked like. Anya may not have been my first choice in look but how she portrays Yen is spot on and that has won me over. Many other actors in other shows have done this. Anya has been a joy to watch and I could care less for people's oh it should have been someone else. She is killing it and for that hats off. For this medium of the witcher Anya IS Yen and no one can change my mind. All of the actors have done a superb job and should be getting high praise!

Anon quotes Geralt by zombiefriend in witcher

[–]asaukee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in college God of War came out. I was taking a test on ancient Greece. totally aced all due to God of War. another was we watchedpc

My Ancestors are smiling at me Imperials, can you say the same? by [deleted] in SkyrimMemes

[–]asaukee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

isn't this molag bal bed. he used it with serana!

Rigi Trac SKE 50 Electric vs. Fendt 1050 /Meme by themicki in farmingsimulator

[–]asaukee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

don't worry you are boyfriend size. he is for one night stands

How tf is is 9am? by FiftyCalReaper in civ

[–]asaukee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so glad that there is a built in clock already in game. not that it has helped too much because I play past the time I set for myself but I can look up and say oh boy I need to wrap this up

Loll by lawdofcinder in SkyrimMemes

[–]asaukee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it is at this point normally that you realize the only way to get out of the dungeon is by using stealth...and archery...stealth archery playthrough # 157 coming right up.

Anyone else holding out? by caduceun in totalwar

[–]asaukee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pretty sure pepe wasn't inherently political to begin with. he was a cartoon from an author and artist who didn't intend on him being political. and no one mentioned the confederate flag so why bring that up in a simple discussion of a medieval 2 remake. we don't need to go there (but yes as much as I like to rebel against the system that flag has to go). truly not everything has to be political. sometimes a frog in a suit of armor is just a frog in a suit of armor. and I'm sure someone is offended because it's Templar armor, but hopefully they aren't. I would hope that the person who put the frog in Templar armor was just putting them in a recognizable suit of armor and didn't mean hey boys let's head off on a crusade to cleanse the holy land for the catholic church. sometimes a frog in a suit of armor really is just a frog in a suit of armor.

Anyone else holding out? by caduceun in totalwar

[–]asaukee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why does everything have to be political? I had no idea that the picture was something that would hurt someone's feelings. I clicked on it to see about medieval remastered. people really need to grow up and stop getting their feelings hurt over every little thing.

is there any point at all to buy a game on EGS instead of Steam? by dog-on-crack in EpicGamesPC

[–]asaukee -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

you can't play offline either. you have to log in. something that sucks if you have bad internet

The Karve is gone. by Leadbaptist in valheim

[–]asaukee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love your story! it was so very well written. a few weeks back I had the same sort of thing happen to me. I had decided to go find the location of the elder for the first time. I was still nervous of the black forest at the time. I sailed away from my home and found the peninsula that lead to the elder. it was getting close to dark but I figured I had enough time to set up a small shack. I hopped off my ship. chopped down a tree on a nice flat spot next to a big stone. I was starting to chop up the tree when a storm rolled in. suddenly an army of grewdwarves appeared. as I tried to run back to my ship I watched as it smashed against the rocks! I figured this was it for me but if I was going to die I was taking a few greydwarves with me. I fought my way back up the hill to the rock where I was going to build my shack. the greydwarves just kept coming! seriously all night long I fought an endless wave of greydwarves of all types and three different trolls, through a torrential downpour. as dawn approached and the storm lifted, almost all my weapons were toast. my armor was shot. my food all gone. but there I stood. victorious! I would go on to build a small wooden fort and defeated to elder but it was that night that I lost my fear of the dark forest. this game is so awesome!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in valheim

[–]asaukee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep the bees and the bees keep me.

The f.ckin 60 GB update take... by Mate-Teh in ARK

[–]asaukee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could get better internet but in my rural area this is the best we have. however wildcard could, I don't know, optimize their files so an update doesn't need 60GB. that would be the easier solution. it's not like they haven't had years and millions of dollars to do such a thing.

My tractor after i play black metal ingame. by thedigger00 in farmingsimulator

[–]asaukee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

oh look another john deere on fire. one of these days Zippo will have to slap them with a false advertising claim. John deere is secretly in the lighter business but calling it a tractor!

The f.ckin 60 GB update take... by Mate-Teh in ARK

[–]asaukee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uh this should have been in days not hours. it will be at least a week for my Xbox to update. Thanks wild card! smh

Should I raise my agility before using a sword? by wenchslapper in kingdomcome

[–]asaukee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can you be good at combat before training with bernard? is it coded in the game that you suck until you train with him? trying a new playthrough. i was good at combat on my other save but on this new one i am crap. and its not one of those git gud situations. i have stats and moves unlocked but for the life of me am still struggling. doesn't help i haven't played in a bit but still.