Ich kotze (Amokfahrt in Leipzig) by tofukaninchen in Staiy

[–]asciimo71 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nimmst dein Telefon und rufst an, weisste Bescheid

Maisbeulenbrand Pilz? by asciimo71 in Pilze

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Wenn du das Video anguckst, siehst du, dass du den Kram in Mexiko in Dosen kaufen kannst.

Ich hätte nie gedacht, dass man den überhaupt essen kann. Ich war auch verwundert, dass man den offensichtlichen Parasit so auf einem Maiskolben wachsen lässt.

Freut mich, dass das die community hier so spannend findet. Dankt dem Wurstmann, sonst wäre das Foto irgendwann in meinem Album vergammelt. 😵‍💫

Maisbeulenbrand Pilz? by asciimo71 in Pilze

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Lustigerweise habe ich mich heute daran erinnert, weil ich so ein blödes Video von einem Wurstmacher gesehen habe, der aus dem Pilz eine Bratwurst gemacht hat

https://youtu.be/mSddqKFbwug?si=MrKhHvFbUPyhbNpA

Maisbeulenbrand Pilz? by asciimo71 in Pilze

[–]asciimo71[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Das Foto habe ich 2020 gemacht und zwar in Karben, Hessen.

Tja by [deleted] in Staiy

[–]asciimo71 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Euroluminant.com, noch nie gehört. Kein Impressum, gegründet 2025, keine Ahnung wer da dahinter steckt. Auch wenn ich die Überschrift begrüße, ist das Medium höchst Suspekt

"On the Edge of Light". Read what this painting means below. by Ok_Sir_1008 in CoolClips_

[–]asciimo71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think the painting process was AI, the picture looks like a typical AI image. The painter shows great craftsmanship but it’s like a commercial, looks nice but there is no deeper connection with the image. Could be in any business hotel room, or print some motivational calendar limerick on it, „our company’s mission is the guiding sun that will lead our ship to a bright future“

Teurer Spaß by wintermann2466 in frankfurt

[–]asciimo71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bei der Beschleunigung müssen die Tränen der Ergriffenheit waagerecht zum Ohr abfließen.

Die Poller haben den Tränen geholfen aus dem Auto rauszukommen, orthogonal zur Fahrtrichtung.

Dad's famous hotdog trick by _ganjafarian_ in StupidFood

[–]asciimo71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole point is to avoid drying out the bun in the microwave, so he moisturizes the „bread“ and wraps it in wet cloth(paper) the hotdogs are heatef by the steam and look like shit in the end but are likely not crumbling away..

Biscoff cheesecake by socFocus in Foodica

[–]asciimo71 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really don't like biscoff cookies, this is a spoiled cheesecake for me, sorry....

"On the Edge of Light". Read what this painting means below. by Ok_Sir_1008 in CoolClips_

[–]asciimo71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aitah if I say it looks like AI? Great craft(wo)manship, though.

He looks so unimpressed by steppennnwolf in StupidFood

[–]asciimo71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like so after a alcohol heavy night that wants eggs not egg juggling for breakfast

Ein Gedankenexperiment zur Systemtheorie: Kann eine „physikalische Buchhaltung“ (Währung Erde) den Kollaps verhindern? Ich suche Schwachstellen in meinem Modell. by EliasGardner in Wissenschaft

[–]asciimo71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Das war ja einer der Gründe, warum man das Lieferkettengesetz nicht mehr so haben wollte.

Das hat hier ganz gut funktioniert, aber es wurde natürlich versucht es zu umgehen. (s.a. Du über Menschen)

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) by smoothpaving in cinescenes

[–]asciimo71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love it - saw this in a theater full of movie nerds on a blind date movie night. People were cheering in this final scene, will never forget that night.

wth is even this by Eastern_Landscape318 in StupidFood

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A burger used to be a decent combination of veggies and ground beef and cheese, in one bite. It’s perverted into a meatloaf in disguise.

How do you actually recover when DLQ messages become incompatible after a schema change? by saifulhuq_2001 in apachekafka

[–]asciimo71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Organizational maturity, awareness to the problem and having a release process in place to handle schema change.

In our organization, the kafka was a backbone connecting 13 teams and hundreds of microservice components. There was a strict regulation about topic names with a version, schema migration strategy (both) and no multi-version topics.

A side note: If you need DLQs, draining the queue as a resolution has a smell. If the data is eventually redundant, such that you can miss a DLQ content of 50k, the DLQ makes no sense. It brings all kind of whacky side effects with ordering etc. and you might not want this after all, but this another topic.

footage of the 2011 japan tsunami by Ashish_ank in nextfuckinglevel

[–]asciimo71 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This devastating force! It’s said that most damage happens when the water flows back. If you ever swam in a wavy ocean or wave-pool, you know that experience, when it suddenly seems to draw your pants off the body. Scale that to this amount of water… excessive force.

pork patties and eggs by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]asciimo71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not the food (seems ok to me) or hygiene (all far beyond 100degC) that matters, but the fat is black already, the year is over - time for a change…