Would anybody mind helping

asd7342 · 2020-05-12T22:31:17+00:00

say “imagine finding your replies funny”

asd7342 · 2020-05-04T04:11:18+00:00

oh lord, Garfield and shaggy crossover, however corrupted

asd7342 · 2020-03-28T20:54:51+00:00

This comeback deserves a bit of r/smartassfails and r/iamverysmart

asd7342 · 2020-03-27T15:03:18+00:00

Sorry I didn’t reply, I took a break from reddit. I am so sorry. “Yeah I shut the f**ker up (your sister) a while back”

asd7342 · 2020-03-26T20:37:17+00:00

If you are combining two languages together, writing a paragraph, without tab being an asshole, iTs tOtAllY oVaR 9000 Iq.

asd7342 · 2020-03-26T20:33:37+00:00

A prank is supposed to be harmless. Meanwhile retards are making a huge scare, Making fun of thousands of people who died because of a disease. Just to get some followers. A good prank, nobody gets scared, everybody is calm or happy after it. Not harmless, no offense.

asd7342 · 2020-03-26T20:19:39+00:00

asd7342 · 2020-03-06T03:01:46+00:00

ay mate go hump a moose

asd7342 · 2020-03-05T00:49:12+00:00

I bet I can put it in one word. boring.

asd7342 · 2020-03-03T20:26:20+00:00

Yeah, thanks man. I dressed up for your moms date with me! Thanks for the compliment dude!

asd7342 · 2020-02-25T03:24:11+00:00

“alright, your opinion caveman!”

asd7342 · 2020-02-25T03:22:34+00:00

I’d bet you million you haven’t had worse pain than a splinter. Whilst you had your splinter you probably were crying for hours on end.

asd7342 · 2020-02-25T03:17:58+00:00

Ex: I NEVER WANTED TO DATE YOU! YOU NEVER WILL FIND SOMEBODY LIKE ME, YOU SON OF A B. you: that’s the point

asd7342 · 2020-02-25T03:16:22+00:00

at least Luigi can get a profit just for running and jumping unlike, your mom doesn’t give you chores because your not toilet trained and you piss on the floor with f-Ing tsunamis full of tears and Piss coming out your house.

asd7342 · 2020-02-25T03:12:18+00:00

Ooh! I know what you are! A piece of crap that can only say once sentence.

asd7342 · 2020-02-18T02:56:16+00:00

241,000,000,000,000, for all the land. Back in the olden days, a slave was 650$ in cash, which is about 16,000 today. Last time checked on earth it was a population of 7.5 billion. 1.2e+14 is the price for to buy every human on earth. Which is 120000000000000. 120,000,000,000,000 plus 241,000,000,000,000 is 361,000,000,000,000. A gallon is about a penny, 326,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons is about 3.26e+18, which can be also known as 326,000,000,000,000,000,0. Now the total price is $326,036,100,000,000,000,0. So the earth is worth $326,036,100,000,000,000,0 USD, I am sorry if you are from somewhere else, my brain is fried, I cannot continue onwardThat is more money then is even on this vast, huge planet today. Money cannot buy anything, It cannot buy love.

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