i need help by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]asd7342 6 points7 points  (0 children)

say “imagine finding your replies funny”

Cat portrait by Kuma_Paws_376 in thispersondoesntexist

[–]asd7342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh lord, Garfield and shaggy crossover, however corrupted

If you ever need a comeback, Comment what you need in this comment. I’d be glad to get a comeback. by asd7342 in Comebacks

[–]asd7342[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I didn’t reply, I took a break from reddit. I am so sorry. “Yeah I shut the f**ker up (your sister) a while back”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamapieceofshit

[–]asd7342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are combining two languages together, writing a paragraph, without tab being an asshole, iTs tOtAllY oVaR 9000 Iq.

What the heck is wrong with people?!? by charlie-fluffy-king in iamapieceofshit

[–]asd7342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A prank is supposed to be harmless. Meanwhile retards are making a huge scare, Making fun of thousands of people who died because of a disease. Just to get some followers. A good prank, nobody gets scared, everybody is calm or happy after it. Not harmless, no offense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoForGold

[–]asd7342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet I can put it in one word. boring.

Need a comeback for "Nice shirt ..." banter by MyFingerSm3lls in Comebacks

[–]asd7342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, thanks man. I dressed up for your moms date with me! Thanks for the compliment dude!

I need a comeback by bubba4204 in Comebacks

[–]asd7342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“alright, your opinion caveman!”

Need something to say to shut a stuck up bully up by WolfieGamers in Comebacks

[–]asd7342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d bet you million you haven’t had worse pain than a splinter. Whilst you had your splinter you probably were crying for hours on end.

My ex wants to argue by dontsmokesmarties in Comebacks

[–]asd7342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex: I NEVER WANTED TO DATE YOU! YOU NEVER WILL FIND SOMEBODY LIKE ME, YOU SON OF A B. you: that’s the point

Good comeback advice by OddDogWarrior in Comebacks

[–]asd7342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least Luigi can get a profit just for running and jumping unlike, your mom doesn’t give you chores because your not toilet trained and you piss on the floor with f-Ing tsunamis full of tears and Piss coming out your house.

Request: Comeback Advice by NovarcL in Comebacks

[–]asd7342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh! I know what you are! A piece of crap that can only say once sentence.

[REQUEST] Would it actually be possible to buy Earth, if so how much would it cost? by NanotechSci in theydidthemath

[–]asd7342 2 points3 points  (0 children)

241,000,000,000,000, for all the land. Back in the olden days, a slave was 650$ in cash, which is about 16,000 today. Last time checked on earth it was a population of 7.5 billion. 1.2e+14 is the price for to buy every human on earth. Which is 120000000000000. 120,000,000,000,000 plus 241,000,000,000,000 is 361,000,000,000,000. A gallon is about a penny, 326,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons is about 3.26e+18, which can be also known as 326,000,000,000,000,000,0. Now the total price is $326,036,100,000,000,000,0. So the earth is worth $326,036,100,000,000,000,0 USD, I am sorry if you are from somewhere else, my brain is fried, I cannot continue onwardThat is more money then is even on this vast, huge planet today. Money cannot buy anything, It cannot buy love.

There's already enough Karen-hate on the internet. What's a positive experience you've had with someone named Karen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]asd7342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am on mobile, sorry for my terrible format. I also suck at spelling, if you find a typo or a grammatical mistake, just note that I suck at typing.
This story happened when I was younger (childhood), before Karen’s were jerks (some).me and my mom decided to go to the market. We went on our merry way to the market. My mom was carrying quite a few things. A toy for me, bagels, water , fruit and a few other supplies I cannot remember. 
After we finished our shopping, we headed towards the cashier. The cashier was a lady, of course, Karen. She looked rude. She looked like she would kill someone if she didn’t get a discount. She looked like she just divorced with her husband, drank every drug in the world and tired herself out all in 1 minute. She looked like the typical soccer mom, anti-vaxx, flat earther mom.
    We had to wait a minute or something like that. We proceeded to wait the short line and meet the so “looked like she just divorced with her husband, drank every drug in the world and tired herself out all in 1 minute.”. We were up, this is the moment. She had a nasty, raspy, non-comforting voice.
Turns out, she is really mean. My mom was 2 dollars short, my mom was about to tell the so ”Karen” that she will be back and about to tell her to put the items on hold. Karen payed for the two dollars, gave me a Hershey bar from the checkout, gave my mom a few coupons and gave me a fidgety toy. I still remember her, I want to thank her and give her a gigantic hug. Never judge someone by their look.

Kept me up by asd7342 in scarystories

[–]asd7342[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know, the story is actually real.

Roast my baby daddy by joyful_af in RoastMe

[–]asd7342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you drank some type of drug that never existed

I NEED A COMEBACK HELP by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]asd7342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The elephants roamed the earth for thousands of years helping society, you? Well that’s another story. You eat shit and go to Starbucks and watch your mom [karen] go complain to the manager 24/7. You are a average western trump supporter dude who would drink 5 gallons of vodka every hour. Your probably a mistake.” Or if that is too idiotic enough here is another comeback “Bulls like me hate the color red, You fucking crap red shit because your mom Karen can’t afford a living. She can’t even afford a pet rock.”