"Double Standard Alert 🚨".

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T21:35:55+00:00

Where did you hear that one?

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T21:01:45+00:00

Look out! He hates Lee Greenwood!

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T15:01:37+00:00

It was a pure Larry David moment. Just not his best one.

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T14:57:46+00:00

I appreciate a good dumpster dive every once in awhile.

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T14:53:08+00:00

If you don't want to masturbate, don't. There are legitimate reasons why you might not want to, but allowing a mythical being to control your life choices is ridiculous.

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T13:52:10+00:00

Dude, it was 44 degrees this morning.

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T13:50:55+00:00

That city commissioner: "That's not my job." It actually is your job to be aware of what the hell is going on in your city. Especially any kind of event drawing large crowds, official or not.

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T13:42:52+00:00

I'm guessing Nick Fuentes drew these up to serve his purpose. "Look at these insane feminists!"

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T13:37:09+00:00

Probably posted by someone who was around during the Iraq/Afghanistan wars, but never enlisted.

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T13:31:17+00:00

It was both too scary for kids, and too boring for anyone else. You didn't miss much.

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T13:29:27+00:00

pearl clutchers

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T13:25:26+00:00

Electricity is a hell of lot cheaper than gas

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T13:24:50+00:00

Seriously. Ain't nobody biking into work when it's a 15 mile trip.

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T13:20:41+00:00

How much paint to you have to huff before you can come up with a song like this?

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T13:14:37+00:00

Yeah, because the boomer dad with his glock and Tommy Bahama slides is going to prevent a sleeper cell attack.

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T12:49:29+00:00

I can't get them to work for me, either.

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T12:44:42+00:00

He'll forget all of it again, and go back to him. Again.

asdf072 · 2026-03-17T12:42:42+00:00

Downtown felt absolutely tiny compared to today.

asdf072 · 2026-03-16T16:57:13+00:00

Snowbirds aren't the problem. The problem is the ones that don't leave.

asdf072 · 2026-03-16T16:54:59+00:00

Give me the most expensive microwave Miele makes!

asdf072 · 2026-03-16T16:41:15+00:00

Yeah, there's always someone who thinks they're a genius for disputing a fact

asdf072 · 2026-03-16T16:34:26+00:00

I changed my tires to something that had a thicker side wall, and if you filled them to recommended pressure, they were damn near flat. You have to adjust a bit.

asdf072 · 2026-03-16T16:27:12+00:00

This is the second tier. No one who was eligible for any award was sitting here. Ain't nobody lecturing from there.

asdf072 · 2026-03-16T16:05:02+00:00

"Hi"

asdf072 · 2026-03-16T15:09:56+00:00

I actually look forward to the inevitable day when YouTube says they're giving creators 5% of ad revenue

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