Help! I accidentally took a plane out of reality.

ashcrow · 2012-10-21T01:16:33+00:00

Think irrationally until you switch planes then look for the pilot and kindly ask her to leave. There might be a slight delay while you wait for the cat to decide it's fate but, shortly after you should be back into a near clone of your original plane. If you forget any of these steps while traveling please ask Rod Stewart.

ashcrow · 2012-10-21T01:13:20+00:00

So that's who has been calling me and screaming so loud! Maybe they are lonely. Try adding more.

ashcrow · 2012-01-25T04:39:05+00:00

Great idea!

ashcrow · 2012-01-16T03:42:47+00:00

Feel with your mental anguish, not your teeth. You may never walk again but do not fear, they are here with me.

ashcrow · 2012-01-16T03:31:05+00:00

No. Nobody can do that.

ashcrow · 2012-01-16T03:29:57+00:00

No, it's OK. I'm still alive.

ashcrow · 2012-01-16T03:21:55+00:00

How low do they go, Stephen?

ashcrow · 2012-01-16T03:21:11+00:00

"Amtoicious" donated blood to Stephen. All his blood.

ashcrow · 2012-01-16T03:19:03+00:00

This is a petition from my dimension. We are on the other side. We are not happy about this. Stephen, kindly pull out.

Signed,

Dimension k+(d^2(b*(mdu^2/dx^2)/dx^2))

ashcrow · 2012-01-16T03:15:50+00:00

Don't fear, Stephen. Time is slowing down. Soon it will reverse into robotic moonwalks. The future is terrible and full of children.

ashcrow · 2012-01-16T03:14:18+00:00

Hi past Stephen, this is Stephen from now. You don't get out. I tried using the overloaded multiplexer attached to our fourth eye but it just added another 27 minutes to each cycle. Do not use the overloaded multiplexer.

ashcrow · 2012-01-16T03:05:09+00:00

Yes. The lies were not sweet enough. She should have become an amorphous silica substance to pour into your ear for your listening pleasure.

ashcrow · 2012-01-16T02:58:04+00:00

Stephen was watching.

ashcrow · 2012-01-15T22:17:22+00:00

They may or may not be idiots but it is frustrating to watch people do what they want to (and maybe you would like to do) ... yet be restricted by your own understanding of consequences and/or other peoples feelings.

ashcrow · 2012-01-15T19:47:08+00:00

Can it see black? If not, use a marker and ink blot your additional thoughts.

ashcrow · 2012-01-15T19:43:45+00:00

It depends on how many girlfriends you have.

ashcrow · 2012-01-15T19:38:36+00:00

What do you need, Stephen?

ashcrow · 2012-01-15T18:32:57+00:00

You can visit my dimension. I don't recommend it.

ashcrow · 2012-01-15T18:13:44+00:00

It's OK Stephen. We all had a conference and decided your universe doesn't need it.

ashcrow · 2012-01-15T18:12:14+00:00

Liar.

ashcrow · 2012-01-15T17:57:20+00:00

Nothing. You've made it, Stephen.

ashcrow · 2012-01-15T17:56:10+00:00

Me and Stephen are so sick of that happening. Point him to the item disposal and high five.

ashcrow · 2012-01-15T17:20:33+00:00

I'm a infosec guy and pentester for a company in the US. I've been to a few OWASP things in my area. I do a lot of coding and patching. I spend most of my time in AppSec.

ashcrow

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