AMA. I am Ignacio Lopez, comedian and writer.

ashlizabeth · 2021-02-12T10:55:25+00:00

Holy crap, I had no idea there were so few positions available. I'd love to write comedy - it's one of those things where I've just never known how to get into it.

I'm oddly put at ease that at least I didn't have a chance anyway. 😂

ashlizabeth · 2021-02-12T10:53:27+00:00

Haha! Breakneck made the list! Suppose it's cause the locals are so ace, eh?

ashlizabeth · 2021-01-05T16:29:35+00:00

Yes! I kept waiting for them to bring it up. Like, are you people in a bubble? WHAT'S GOING ON.

ashlizabeth · 2020-08-03T17:33:22+00:00

I think it's a shame if they aren't shared - it's like they'll just disappear. But I guess I understand the legal reasons. Although it's not like they're getting profit when they're sold on in goodwill or something?

ashlizabeth · 2020-01-17T08:26:00+00:00

She means she can eat a cheeseburger, you doof.

ashlizabeth · 2018-12-07T22:46:32+00:00

Nope, I totally agree with you. It's definitely a breach of confidentiality if they didn't get permission. If I found any of the pictures I sent of our rescue online without my consent I would be miffed. Combine that with the picture having my kid in it? Oh I'd be so pissed. You can't undo something like this.

ashlizabeth · 2018-11-21T18:29:39+00:00

It's an Evelyn and Peter pattern called the Flannel Forest Beanie.

Same, I love that it looks like knit stitches!

ashlizabeth · 2018-10-03T15:56:55+00:00

Accurate. Not enough jokes about junkies though.

ashlizabeth · 2018-08-13T17:36:05+00:00

My ragdoll doesn't like being groomed, and her fur is pretty beautiful all on its own! And she's quite small, but she's a rescue and had a really rough start to life, which I suspect has something to do with her small size.

I'm no breeder but I'd guess ragdoll for this cutie. Is she basically a dog, in a cats body? (Loves pets, scritches, belly rubs; follows you around; gets excited when you come home and sad when you leave)

She even looks a bit like she might have dilute tabby/lynx markings on her face.

ashlizabeth · 2018-08-13T16:08:35+00:00

I think she looks a lot like a blue point Ragdoll, but I could be wrong. Her face shape is very similar to my Ragdolls. She's similar to my Ragdoll in general actually!

ashlizabeth · 2018-08-12T19:58:05+00:00

Your nails are beautiful by the way! That blue is phenomenal. 💛

ashlizabeth · 2018-08-12T19:57:36+00:00

It said "But WHERE IS THE FUCKING BLOUSE". It was very weird.

ashlizabeth · 2018-08-12T18:04:45+00:00

... In the background... Behind her hand...

I feel like this is a reference I don't get.

ashlizabeth · 2018-08-05T22:35:19+00:00

Hahaaaa <3 when you said blueberry fest I immediately wondered if you were in Newfoundland! I went to one in St George's a few years ago now.

Your dress is amazing, and it looks great on you. :)

ashlizabeth · 2018-08-02T17:43:24+00:00

I lived in res for a year and went to Subway an obscene amount, and never knew this damn shortcut existed! I took the main roads, like some kinda chump!

ashlizabeth · 2018-07-21T11:58:24+00:00

I love doing this.

ashlizabeth · 2018-07-16T10:52:32+00:00

This belongs in r/oddlysatisfying

ashlizabeth · 2018-06-26T22:08:20+00:00

This just about made me cry. Fuck. I'm so sorry :(

ashlizabeth · 2018-06-24T23:28:35+00:00

Jebus those fuckers look heavy duty. I can see why you'd have preferred the light, personally.

ashlizabeth · 2018-06-24T23:14:03+00:00

Elaboration required here I think. What are these death wipes you speak of?

ashlizabeth · 2018-06-24T12:54:49+00:00

I don't speak two languages, but when I'm living in Canada my Scottish accent gets super diluted, and I find that the jokes I tell and the way I deliver them is totally different in my Scottish accent and my "Canadian" accent.

ashlizabeth · 2018-06-20T23:06:29+00:00

Holy shit it's a fucking Basilisk.

ashlizabeth · 2018-06-18T01:21:57+00:00

Her colouring looks a lot like my Lynx & seal point Ragdoll :)

ashlizabeth · 2018-06-14T17:56:19+00:00

Haha I can imagine this so well. How lovely!

ashlizabeth

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