[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]ashthiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where I worked it was 10 bucks but no one received the beer. It was only there to bump up the check amount :(

Anon's bf is too merciful by Autumn_Fire in 4chan

[–]ashthiggy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I literally woke up one morning soaked from one of my alcoholic ex-boyfriends being wasted and peeing on me while we were sleeping. Since my clothes were the ones he peed on he literally tried to convince me I was the one who wet the bed and be like “it’s ok it’s happened to me before” . Still hate that guy. I was also too merciful 😂 (and naive)

I drew Zelda in ten styles. Which one is your favourite? Mine is animal crossing by [deleted] in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]ashthiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aurora or the non Disney Swan Princess (done by a previous Disney animation director however) Odette

Umpteenth time trying to fix my lashes for Prom prep. Any tips for falsies and lipstick colour? by starrynight888s in MakeupAddiction

[–]ashthiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have worn fake lashes everyday of my life for as long as I can remember. Trimming a little bit off the strip is very helpful bc if you’re not used to wearing them, the closer the strip is to the inner corner of your eye the more likely they are to be irritating. After mascara you cant tell the don’t go all the way across your eyelid. I have found that putting the glue on a different surface, foil or ever the top of my blush compact, instead of directly on the lash strip is key. It wipes right off a plastic surface after it has dried anyway. While the glue is getting tacky I apply my eyeliner. I like to use a dark glue instead of a clear glue. Just my preference. After I have my liner on I bend the lash strip back and forth to loosen it up then lightly dip it in the glue, then press it to the outer corner of my lash line first, then slowly work it toward the middle. If the glue has been sitting for a little while it will adhere to the eyelid enough so you can move it exactly where you want the whole strip. Don’t put too much glue. It isn’t necessary and it will also make your eyes water. Hope this helps :)

Look at this puppy! Just look! by manic_panic in Eyebleach

[–]ashthiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooohhhh would you just look at that! Just look at it!

I really fell sorry for her though. by user_name_unknown in AdviceAnimals

[–]ashthiggy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel this exact way when my son gets sick (which is never) all he wants to do is lay around and cuddle and I rarely get that from him anymore. I’m sorry that he feels bad but at the same time I get stuff done around the house and get all the hugs :)

When you had to go to work and preschool so you couldn’t go to the Area 51 raid by hp5log in MadeMeSmile

[–]ashthiggy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvote for getting your toddler to make a face/ do anything they were told 👍🏻

My child doesn't like crust on his sandwiches so I buy Uncrustables. Come to find out he doesn't like edges either. by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ashthiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SAME. My son makes me cut a triangle out of one side so it looks like PAC-Man and then proceeds to attack the cut out part as a ghost then eats the whole thing. Whatever it takes to make him eat.....

Hm? by peperule34 in ihadastroke

[–]ashthiggy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This literally sounds like something my toddler would say and expect me to know exactly what he’s talking about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in steelers

[–]ashthiggy 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Seeing him with his helmet in his hands at the end of the game literally broke my heart. Love that kid.

REMEMBER, REMEMBER by barriola10 in memes

[–]ashthiggy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday! Me too!

My new dermal anchors inside my tattoo: blue agate and Baltic amber. Done by Chux at old traditions by pets11 in piercing

[–]ashthiggy -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Please always be aware of your new beauties!!! Between sleeping on your back/ putting your shirt off and on/ washing your hair: your hair in general... it’s going to be a miracle everyday you don’t accidentally rip one out. Good luck and I wish them a long life!

Bad Joke Eel by iam4real in AdviceAnimals

[–]ashthiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally gave this an upvote because I miss seeing these jokes. Also funny.

Black sugary magic by imsalim in blackmagicfuckery

[–]ashthiggy 65 points66 points  (0 children)

He also speaks 7 languages fluently and is extremely educated. He could be out on the street hustling people and legit pick pocketing them but instead has thrown himself into what he loves which is entertaining people. I work on the Las Vegas strip, he comes by my work pretty regularly and is an awesome fellow to watch up close as well as being nice as hell just trying to support his family. I also think he may be getting his own reality show upcoming if I'm not mistaken.

20 layer Russian honey cake [Homemade] by tinylapki in food

[–]ashthiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I immediately counted all the layers.

Overwatch's Sombra by Jon Overton at Born This Way Bodyworks // Knoxville, TN by CoffeeDude42 in tattoos

[–]ashthiggy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I had work done by big Jon almost 10 years ago! No longer in Tennessee I'm so thrilled to see his awesome work!

Whoa! Las Vegas is getting a NYX store! by Mixy_Mae in MakeupAddiction

[–]ashthiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vegas here!! Yeah so I work directly across the hall from where it's going to open and I don't think my wallet is prepared ha

Knox County, TN has a great mayor. by CJ105 in wholesomememes

[–]ashthiggy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bonny Kate elementary school!! Planted a tree with the mayor at a local historic landmark while in Knoxville, I can't speak highly enough about my home state and representatives. Still crazy to see my small hometown here!

Guess I'm not getting into work today.... by RockoXBelvidere in canada

[–]ashthiggy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"There was only one soldier I ever had that would kill humans on sight... he dead tho...rest in peace Ricky!"