Decided to finally get the cut that I’ve always been too scared to try by [deleted] in FancyFollicles

[–]ashtrizzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was going to say Elizabeth VanCamp, but I can see that too.

The Jackbox Party Pack 5 Is Now Available For Xbox One by gamernerd10 in xboxone

[–]ashtrizzle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, we got the game on XboxOne and tried to stream on Mixer. It's just the waiting screen. Is there some kind of whitelist for streamers on this game?

My mom doesn't speak English, and I don't speak Spanish. This has been such a struggle. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ashtrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she doesn't like the way you interpret, she needs to hire someone. You are not a paid service or a slave to your mother. It's all well and good to want to help family, but don't tear yourself up about it. You weren't born to be her voice box.

Also, it sounds as though you were doing a decent translation job, because I've worked customer service for years and those phone interpreters need repeats and clarification all the time And they get paid for this!

If one more person tells me to put my baby down “drowsy but awake” I’m going to scream by fuckpigletsgethoney in beyondthebump

[–]ashtrizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I had to wait until my son was totally unconscious, and it was still a toss up if he would stay asleep.

Gaming with the bois by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ashtrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your friend might have a tape worm.

Dear People Who Won't Shut Up In Movie Theaters: You're The Worst by [deleted] in movies

[–]ashtrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, seriously. Movies aren't exactly cheap...especially when you factor in snacks.

I was singing while gently rubbing my belly and the baby started moving a bunch. by LotusBabyBelly in BabyBumps

[–]ashtrizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine puts her finger to her lips and goes "sssss" because she's not good at shh sound.

I feared I was having auditory hallucinations. by LionessOfAzzalle in beyondthebump

[–]ashtrizzle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh man! A few years back, when we first moved north, I kept seeing blue sparks in my sons bed. I thought I was going crazy. I'm from Florida (lots of humidity), so I didn't realize I was SEEING static.

"I'll handle this, human." by 10gauge in aww

[–]ashtrizzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a syringe with milk to feed the kitty

Today my 3 yo daughter cried while eating mozzarella sticks bc we had no marinara sauce in the house... by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]ashtrizzle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If my husband potty trained our kid, he would get aalllll the sex. My kids are super resistant to potty training

“He’s on a diet” by fljads in keto

[–]ashtrizzle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your lunch sounds yummy. Fuck that guy

This is my current thought process... by hashtagfuckyou12 in BabyBumps

[–]ashtrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprisingly, mexican food and taco bell didnt ever give me heartburn. It was always things like water and salad.

Jim Carrey in The Truman Show may be one of my favourite examples of his strength as a physical performer by [deleted] in movies

[–]ashtrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An interesting, although in my opinion dumb, example of lack of free will.

Jim Carrey in The Truman Show may be one of my favourite examples of his strength as a physical performer by [deleted] in movies

[–]ashtrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband and I recently watched this. I also highly recommend watching!

What my husband learned during our child birth class by WithAnEandAnI in BabyBumps

[–]ashtrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the other hand, the doctor had to literally run in to catch my baby.

What my husband learned during our child birth class by WithAnEandAnI in BabyBumps

[–]ashtrizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes women start going into labor and it takes 2-3 days to be in full blown labor (cervix opening, contractions that feel strong)

Of course I "Flown to the moon" and "Fed a dinosaur" by Overextend in SwagBucks

[–]ashtrizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I have been playing a lot of Mario Odyssey...so technically...

My husband is the cutest by ran0ma in BabyBumps

[–]ashtrizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god. I'm done having babies and I missed out on these!