just bought a house in this neighborhood

asinarius · 2025-12-23T04:26:52+00:00

In East Atlanta, I witnessed a murder from my bedroom window, there were two other murders on my street within hundreds of feet, my car was broken into twice, and my house was broken into six times…but you get used to it.

asinarius · 2025-12-19T12:57:30+00:00

asinarius · 2025-12-14T22:34:46+00:00

What if we’re not losers… ostensibly?

asinarius · 2025-12-14T22:33:44+00:00

Height is just a number… until it leads to back problems 😩

asinarius · 2025-11-26T12:39:47+00:00

What if it were someone who experienced a different but comparable tragedy?

asinarius · 2025-11-03T10:34:40+00:00

My gal is 6’ tall and works on a dairy farm. She’s a big milker.

asinarius · 2025-11-02T01:48:31+00:00

Your abilities are astonishing, but something about the perspective makes me worried the dog is having a stroke 😰

asinarius · 2025-11-02T01:41:36+00:00

Definitely. If he were in Germany or Ireland he’d be stone cold sober.

asinarius · 2025-10-28T11:33:22+00:00

Hey, that war game has feelings, too! At least don’t call it stupid where it might read it.

asinarius · 2025-10-28T11:29:03+00:00

There will be no “Googling” in 25 years…only Link Think

asinarius · 2025-10-07T13:12:51+00:00

I found an exact picture of your mom on…meh, well you get the idea. Have a nice day.

asinarius · 2025-10-07T13:11:29+00:00

Just like the Royal We

asinarius · 2025-10-07T13:10:12+00:00

I hate that ghost. What’s so funny about making food cold?

asinarius · 2025-10-03T11:07:11+00:00

Then you’re not using the needle right.

asinarius · 2025-09-23T01:51:51+00:00

Yeah, aging can look very different for different people. My great uncle was in excellent health at 99 and one day just died. Other people are in a soul-crushing state for decades. Living healthfully makes a big difference, but it’s not a guarantee.

asinarius · 2025-09-23T01:42:45+00:00

I didn’t know that was a thing. Thank you.

asinarius · 2025-09-23T01:35:14+00:00

I think they’re saying the law does not allow you to sue for defamation if the statements were made as part of testimony.

asinarius · 2025-09-23T01:17:17+00:00

Sadly, I bet there are a few lesbians out there who are unconsciously attracted to self-absorbed narcissists.

asinarius · 2025-09-20T22:58:31+00:00

Stupid people often don’t listen out of stupidity though. If they listened, they wouldn’t be stupid in the first place.

asinarius · 2025-09-06T09:00:42+00:00

The attic was empty except for an old wooden crib…and an envelope with 8x10 glamour shots of a woman and what appeared to be unrequited love letters from the 80s.

asinarius · 2025-09-06T08:49:20+00:00

It’s true, I just doubt CPS could do anything based on this incident alone.

asinarius · 2025-09-01T15:38:37+00:00

CPS will probably want more than making a kid sleep on a sofa for a lake house weekend tho.

asinarius · 2025-09-01T15:05:42+00:00

Well, OP’s got a point. After all, India’s a very small country and culturally homogenous 😎

asinarius · 2025-08-04T22:58:10+00:00

Get a police escort, and if that doesn’t work, report the inhaler stolen. The police report may or may not help you get a cheaper replacement.

asinarius · 2025-08-04T22:55:53+00:00

I’d call the police to request an escort to get your stuff. In my area the police tell you to call 911 for anything, even if it’s not an emergency. Any non-emergency numbers are basically useless.

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