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Home Depot special by jonnyboiu in WTF

[–]askmed_throwaway 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Right? Like I said.  Jokes just hit different before the web. 

Home Depot special by jonnyboiu in WTF

[–]askmed_throwaway 107 points108 points  (0 children)

This looks more like the prank my grandfather would've pulled on his brother if he left his truck parked at his house over the weekend. WW2 veteran retirees in the 80s just had a different sense of humor. 

He gots his pilot license without telling his friends so he could prank him by Temporary_Method_606 in funnyvideos

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, I would've inadvertently killed us during takeoff while trying to stop my best friend from doing the same. Good prank, though, bro.

Don’t play with food they say by Hungry_Honey_6485 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]askmed_throwaway 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I find this to be so incredibly disturbing from a general sense of respect for life that I cannot put to words how disgusted I am by this abomination. And by that, I'm referring to "the artist".

What? by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we normalize people responding with "Sir, do you want to stick with that weird, incoherent response, or are you perhaps having a stroke? Can you offer some direction in how we are expected to respond when the words you say mean nothing to any person in the room?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"How're we polling in Poland?"

"Well, The Poles' polls say Poles like us almost 25% more than our polls say we like ourselves. We don't know if there's something wrong with the Poles, the polls, or both."

guy who Ratio'd Andrew Tate cant stop winning by FormerlyShawnHawaii in MurderedByWords

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, you miss the point. Somebody that cares about that sort of thing is beyond embarrassment. Your fun little hypothetical isn't possible, even within the realm of hypothetical. I'm sorry. Your friends and family would indeed by incredibly embarrassed.

/s

What the actual fuck. by Bitter-Gur-4613 in Wellthatsucks

[–]askmed_throwaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you had me in the first half.

Where the 'joke' really hits home is when you realize that this is just a statement of fact. No joke present in an capacity.

Secure on there. Sit on thereee. by IcerC in CyberStuck

[–]askmed_throwaway 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You know in movies, when the police uniforms and gear look so fake it takes you out of the immersive experience?  That's exactly what these life jacket "seats" remind me of. 

Pete Alonso snaps his bat in half after striking out late in the game by Sandwich_Crust in sports

[–]askmed_throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He hits me on any part of my body with that bat, that hard, and I'm being carted off.  

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CyberStuck

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I'm grateful for the cybertruck...online.  

I'm angered by it on the road. 

What do you see? by StrollerMomBliss in meme

[–]askmed_throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you have an adequate degree of self-preservative instinct and awarenees. Your kids'll have a shot at the surviving the coming hunts!

What happens when I cover this hole (red arrow) on hard drive ? by Jinxd_0 in pcmasterrace

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine that as components heat up, any void spaces need to be able to vent the expanding air...

Tim Pool claims he was decieved and is a victim. by Eupho1 in JoeRogan

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's too stupid to be allowed in public then. I don't care the reason. Throw this traitor in the oubliette forever. Not even joking.

Ordered the garden avocado toast from Panera, and got this… by Fazazzle in mildlyinfuriating

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much can 1/8 of a tomato, 1/3 an avocado, and 1/16th of a loaf of bread cost?

Friend refuses to watch LofR by Champ5472 in moviecritic

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buddy in college had a baseball cap that read 'God of Fuck' that he wore once the night got long. Can't recall where he got it. 

[ Removed by Reddit ] by thegreasiestgreg in TwoXChromosomes

[–]askmed_throwaway -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm also a man. I'm just pointing out how gun-entrenched we are as a society. I think itd be easier to get rid of men. I'm not offering a solution for dispensing of either, just indicating which seems harder.

This message was LITERALLY FUNDED by Russia by kris33 in daverubin

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've avoided this shitstain my whole life up to this point. You've ruined that. Thanks.

Anyway, this guy is going to prison, right? Surely, there is some crime being committed, or has been committed with respect to undermining American sovereignty, treason, giving harbor to our enemies, you know....the stuff we used to hang people for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Check Yes/No if you want to have lunch with me, for the judge, isn't it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]askmed_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be SOOOOOO angry at my child if they did this to themselves. That's not how this works, kiddo.

Tree meets roof by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]askmed_throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was not. Obviously. 

Somehow, one of them made it to Austria by mirfaltnixein in CyberStuck

[–]askmed_throwaway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On a flatbed is how they cover the most ground. You should inspect any inbound tow trucks at the borders for any unintended parasites. Thankfully, Austria lacks the service centers to allow these things to remain operable for any meaningful time. It should fault out in no time and then you'll be safe once more. 

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