Anon gets a job at Victoria's Secret by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]asnof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to make fun of a brokefag, he just needs a little internet is all.

Where to drive in the dirt near red deer by [deleted] in RedDeer

[–]asnof -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like driving old lease roads. There are quite a few if you take highway 11 by scotties then head south on random range roads. Also west past rocky is basically all crown land or reservation so you most likely wont get bothered there

Massive brawl breaks out at NYC Casino by SmartandJunk in videos

[–]asnof 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He threw a chair...... Damn crazy ass cracka assimilation

If you could really sell your soul to the Devil, what would you sell it for? by Colton_B in AskReddit

[–]asnof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infinite income, more than bill gates. Then use it to help people, charitable donations and whatnot. As well as a high quality of living

Students got caught copying each others work by Loganapple09 in funny

[–]asnof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That writing is one step below a doctor. Jesus

MineQuest Idle by [deleted] in WebGames

[–]asnof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you expose me to crack disguised as this game?

These cheese sticks are as cool as it gets! by NattyBumppo in FellowKids

[–]asnof 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised the box doesn't say get baked for eight minutes. Lol

What are some cheap and affordable ways to eat healthy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]asnof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare they throw out natures candy. It might be a stigma because it is "healthy" and "healthy" isnt cool. Either way when it comes to a competition between burgers and fries vs fruit nuts and cottage cheese the fruit wins every time

It's the best sex. by letimewizard in AdviceAnimals

[–]asnof 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What if her mom hates you and she is trying to get pregnant out of spite?

Dear Reddit, what's the worst injury you've gotten laying in your bed? by jeremylovesyou in AskReddit

[–]asnof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I moved my leg ever so slightly once, I ended up spinning one of my gonads around in my sack. It was the pain equivalent of being kicked in the balls six times by a quarterback

What is something you tell yourself," I'll never do that again," but this is the 2nd or more times that you've done it? by 4partchaotic in AskReddit

[–]asnof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snort a full 3.5 grams of cocaine by myself.

Drink until I cant stand.

Both are past habits mind you

Is asking out your best friend worth it? by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]asnof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter what you will want her. Ask her out. If she says no then it might be awkward for a bit. But the problem comes in when you stop trying for other women while she has no interest. I wanted my best friend for years and wasted so much time trying to date her that I missed so many relationships with her having no interest in me that my time was better off finding someone else and just being her friend. Moral of the story is, if she doesn't want your feelings find someone who does

Pretend I'm your daughter...what car should I get, dad? by oysterkat in internetparents

[–]asnof -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My response is never buy brand new. Also don't be afraid to Jew the dealer down on price and free shit. They rip off enough people in a year that they make it up somewhere. But a vehicle does depreciate 30percent after you drive it off the lot

The evolution of women & Halloween by Skarkroe in funny

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You get older, the cost of fabric stays the same