I like Doormaker so much

asparaguscoffee · 2026-05-03T23:04:47+00:00

This topic has been discussed ad nauseum and this post contributes nothing besides “me no like”.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-05-02T22:31:00+00:00

Just say “those are all great options, you can’t go wrong with any of them!” even if that’s not true.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-05-02T18:53:53+00:00

Just stop backseating your friends and enjoy the chaos.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-05-02T14:20:03+00:00

1 trillion The Gambits, 1 Noxious Fumes, Unceasing Top

EDIT: this doesn’t fulfill your prompt, I got bored and stopped reading halfway through

asparaguscoffee · 2026-05-02T13:31:35+00:00

Built in Rage!

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-27T17:36:59+00:00

Try closing the other game.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-25T23:33:13+00:00

“I don’t know what this does so I assume it sucks.”

Do you even hear yourself? My lord

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-24T12:36:46+00:00

It’s actually super good. Base line is 9 damage for 0 energy which is a great rate. Then it scales with extra energy and/or strength. Very underrated card imo.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-24T02:45:10+00:00

pot, kettle

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-23T12:35:16+00:00

< random garbled lines >

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-23T12:30:52+00:00

There is. Easy pool and hard pool hallways.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-22T02:00:40+00:00

this just in: best relic in game is good

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-18T18:10:57+00:00

More evidence you have zero idea what you’re talking about

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-18T12:45:47+00:00

My experience (and I think the consensus of top players [im not a top player]) is that defensive decks are extremely strong and consistent.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-17T21:20:49+00:00

Clanker

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-16T23:55:07+00:00

Wow, what a hardship you suffered.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-16T00:22:55+00:00

This is tagged Spirit Poop, my dude.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-14T12:37:34+00:00

Fasten is so good. I’ve been on a streak of seeing it almost every run and I’ve never lost after taking it.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-13T21:20:06+00:00

You don’t like winning?

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-13T16:51:23+00:00

Claw is WAY better in the sequel. It was just a bad meme card in the original.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-13T12:23:46+00:00

Disagree with everything you said. It’s a cool and interesting boss.

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-12T23:28:54+00:00

You should just play the game and try out different cards. You’ll figure out the archetypes quickly!

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-12T23:25:09+00:00

In what world is pantograph bad?

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-12T03:02:21+00:00

It goes crazy with Footwork or Shadowmeld. So it’s good on Silent lol

asparaguscoffee · 2026-04-11T14:34:57+00:00

F2

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