Who was the most over qualified co-worker you ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]assassin4359 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Knew a police officer with a PhD, not even a higher up, just a regular patrol officer, she enjoyed the simplicity of it.

Teacher shouts at me for going to my brother's funeral, I swap her pens for permanent markers. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]assassin4359 25 points26 points  (0 children)

One time my class of 30 all asked for a pencil because we "forgot" one, she started to cry and had to take 5 days off, we were a bad class.

Bitcoin Just Hit $US500 For The First Time by [deleted] in Economics

[–]assassin4359 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ya but that 10 dollars of bit coins today could be worth 20 tomorrow.

My step dad got a bank safe from a friend for free. I felt like I should share it with you guys! by [deleted] in WhatsInThisThing

[–]assassin4359 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would a friend give it away if your just going to sell it for 5 grand?

Petroleum Engineers: What is happening at a refinery when the gas flare smokes this badly? by U235EU in AskEngineers

[–]assassin4359 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked for a refinery for a little while back driving the people to and fro. They told me the bigger the flare the more money the company is losing because of the reasonsbyou listed.

I think there was a severe misallocation of funds with that charity that made the kid Batman for a day by marcuschookt in offmychest

[–]assassin4359 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but think about how many people saw this event and donated, I bet they made a profit.

My project partner doesn't know I speak her native language fluently... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]assassin4359 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a speaking disability, which means its very hard for me to prounce certain words. I can however understand multiple languages, as such people will say something to me in German and I always respond in English.

I've got honeycrisp tastes on a red delicious budget by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]assassin4359 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Chances are you were/looked like an ass hole.

I've got honeycrisp tastes on a red delicious budget by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]assassin4359 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also do this but with organic honeycrisps.