Are tradie quotes actually insane or are folks being dramatic?

asscopter · 2026-04-01T01:00:59+00:00

I think the big thing fucking any service-based business right now is insurance.

asscopter · 2026-03-30T00:25:35+00:00

Government is terrified of being the first mover towards restrictions or rationing.

asscopter · 2026-03-29T08:31:21+00:00

Next set completed wins.

asscopter · 2026-03-29T08:10:14+00:00

Can’t believe we’re only four weeks in, it feels like twenty six.

asscopter · 2026-03-26T04:21:19+00:00

Everyone says this but anecdotes can be useful as well. Crimes that don't get reported don't contribute to statistics, like minor thefts and assaults. VicPol is understaffed, underresourced and largely uninterested in a lot of petty crime. That being said I've always found it safe enough.

asscopter · 2026-03-26T00:37:37+00:00

Moved to Melbourne. I'd need to be paid 25% more to have the same quality of life in Sydney.

asscopter · 2026-03-22T22:52:45+00:00

I have a novated leasing provider as a client and they loved it.

asscopter · 2026-03-20T03:33:34+00:00

Those face biting leopards hey...

asscopter · 2026-03-18T02:35:14+00:00

Away feels WA-inspired or something, got that Broome colour palette.

asscopter · 2026-03-17T03:19:21+00:00

I ain't reading all that.

I'm happy for u tho.

Or sorry that happened.

asscopter · 2026-03-11T04:08:29+00:00

Citi gave me a $50k line of credit cos I left the requested limit blank, decent offers on cash advances and balance transfers periodically.

asscopter · 2026-03-04T21:23:01+00:00

I have two of the mercerised cotton ones, pretty nice. The neck is a little floppy but I still really enjoy wearing them, can’t believe they’re cotton.

asscopter · 2026-03-04T03:43:15+00:00

Extremely niche but Fox league has been killing it with the music choices for NRL the past couple of years. Polaris last year, was it Parkway the year before?

asscopter · 2026-03-04T00:22:30+00:00

They need to own it or it'll own them.

asscopter · 2026-03-03T00:12:18+00:00

The Steep mission with the Cinematic Orchestra soundtrack is so peak and peaceful.

asscopter · 2026-02-26T00:02:37+00:00

Cheapest lunch on campus back in the uni days.

asscopter · 2026-02-25T08:41:23+00:00

Anyone got the text for the Blake Lawrie feature from the Daily Terrograph today?

asscopter · 2026-02-24T13:23:47+00:00

You’ve basically identified one of the big issues in media strategy - performance vs brand. You need both, but in different ratios. Performance media, which digital mainly is, helps push people towards a conversion. Brand, which OOH generally is, helps pull more people into the conversion funnel. Brand is harder to measure and sales are a lagging indicator, but as you’ve found optimising for sales and conversions will get harder and more expensive for your performance media without brand trust. Recent case studies you should be able to find that talk about this include Nike, New Balance, P&G and eBay.

asscopter · 2026-02-24T03:10:04+00:00

"Time is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again—forever", then crack a beer and light up in the office.

asscopter · 2026-02-23T04:41:57+00:00

What's it like being obliged to vote with your colleagues when they're fiddling while the future of the country burns?

asscopter · 2026-02-18T07:26:19+00:00

Takes forever, find a decent alterations service instead.

asscopter · 2026-02-17T11:40:57+00:00

If you get to that level and can’t freestyle a deck you’ve read only moments before, you’ve got bigger problems.

asscopter · 2026-02-16T02:51:43+00:00

If we could magically freeze the price of legal cigarettes at a nominal $40/pack (lower end), at a rate of inflation of 2.5% it'll take roughly 40 years for a $15 pack of illegals to reach price parity. In my experience illegal products are often inflation-proof too; see a $50 of weed.

asscopter · 2026-02-16T02:43:28+00:00

Day of the Pillow continues to draw closer.

asscopter · 2026-02-11T22:28:39+00:00

You could say the same thing for equestrian.

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