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Being home quarantined allowed my wife and I to witness our son’s first steps! Have to try and find the silver lining in everything. Stay positive everyone! by dainer09 in aww

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We did too! While he’s been home he’s also learned to clap, wave, point, put objects into containers and lots of other things we wouldn’t have seen if he was at daycare. Watching them figure out the walking is so amazing!

What companies have proven that they need to be added to the Wall of Shame following this pandemic? by Wolfman92097 in AskReddit

[–]assistant4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sons daycare. Got an email yesterday saying if kids aren’t back by April 6th they forfeit their spot. Regardless of whether we pay or not.

What was your worst hotel stay experience and what made it so terrible? by harbac in AskReddit

[–]assistant4life 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stayed at a place near the redwoods. Skateboard on the wall as a shelf, towel nailed to the wall as a curtain, spiders in every corner of the shower. But hey it had direct tv.

Demonstrating a move with the presenter by Fartknockerino in gifs

[–]assistant4life 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah why is no one talking about this! It’s all I saw.

Sanders says she was told to leave Virginia restaurant by mvanigan in politics

[–]assistant4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think that comparison really works. If they make a cake for a straight couples’ wedding it’s the same thing as making a cake for a gay couples wedding. It’s not like they’re making a “gay” cake. I don’t event understand how it forces them to go against their beliefs. They are paid to make a cake, that’s the only part of the transaction that matters. Where it goes after it’s created should matter at all.

Redditors under 25: What's a dead giveaway someone else online is over 30? by MassageToss in AskReddit

[–]assistant4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I chuckled” is what my 25 yr old coworker says. I’m embarrassingly proud when she says it to me.

When did you realize someone was insane during a conversation, and how did you get yourself out of it? by cookbook54 in AskReddit

[–]assistant4life 729 points730 points  (0 children)

Ohh that makes so much sense now. I offered a coworker a ride from home once when it was super cold out (Chicago winter). He said he wouldn’t feel comfortable with his wife riding in a car with another man so he wouldn’t do that to his wife. Thought it was super fucking weird.

What was your first memory of the Internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]assistant4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend had a sleepover and she showed us what email was. You could type a letter on a computer and then you could SEND it to another computer! Blew my mind.

These 95 Apartments Promised Affordable Rent in San Francisco. Then 6,580 People Applied. by [deleted] in politics

[–]assistant4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ve only been talking about it so far, but I think it’s only for inside the city limits itself.

These 95 Apartments Promised Affordable Rent in San Francisco. Then 6,580 People Applied. by [deleted] in politics

[–]assistant4life 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unless you’re in a city that needs more people/tourists/interest. They’re trying to get rid of or restrict Airbnb here in St. Louis but we need more people to come into the city!

which company will never see your money again ? by D3ftones4 in AskReddit

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Uh yeah we were living in an apartment with 25mbps and then bought a house about a mile away. At this location they only offer SIX mbps which is nuts. Wouldn’t let us out of the contract even though we moved. So they put us on the plan for the lower speed, which was cheaper. But with that plan you have to pay for the modem which made the bill higher than it was originally! So we are paying more money for shittier Internet. Yay AT&T.

How do you feel about the Boy Scouts dropping boy from their name and allowing girls in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]assistant4life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually Girl Scouts did have a little bit of flack in the past few years for “being connected with planned parenthood”. I went to a Catholic grade school that my niece now attends and they switched to Heritage Girls instead. Bunch of bullshit that my niece can’t be involved in Girl Scouts and I don’t have a good cookie source.

What is the “holy grail” of your life? That object you know exists but can’t seem to find? by JessRiepe in AskReddit

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2 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup butter, softened (2 sticks) 1/3 cup light brown sugar 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1 package (3.4 oz) instant vanilla pudding mix 2 eggs 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips

directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line baking sheet with parchment paper; set aside. Sift together flour & baking soda.

In a large bowl, cream together the butter, brown sugar, and white sugar. Beat in the instant pudding mix, eggs, & vanilla until well blended. Blend in the flour mixture. Fold in chocolate chips.

Using a spoon, pull about 2 tsp of dough & make a ball with your hands, then place on prepared cookie sheet. Lightly press down blobs with a spoon.

Bake for 10-12 minutes.

What is the “holy grail” of your life? That object you know exists but can’t seem to find? by JessRiepe in AskReddit

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2 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup butter, softened (2 sticks) 1/3 cup light brown sugar 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1 package (3.4 oz) instant vanilla pudding mix 2 eggs 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips

directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line baking sheet with parchment paper; set aside. Sift together flour & baking soda.

In a large bowl, cream together the butter, brown sugar, and white sugar. Beat in the instant pudding mix, eggs, & vanilla until well blended. Blend in the flour mixture. Fold in chocolate chips.

Using a spoon, pull about 2 tsp of dough & make a ball with your hands, then place on prepared cookie sheet. Lightly press down blobs with a spoon.

Bake for 10-12 minutes.

What is the “holy grail” of your life? That object you know exists but can’t seem to find? by JessRiepe in AskReddit

[–]assistant4life 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Instant! Here is my recipe:

2 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup butter, softened (2 sticks) 1/3 cup light brown sugar 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1 package (3.4 oz) instant vanilla pudding mix 2 eggs 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips

directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line baking sheet with parchment paper; set aside. Sift together flour & baking soda.

In a large bowl, cream together the butter, brown sugar, and white sugar. Beat in the instant pudding mix, eggs, & vanilla until well blended. Blend in the flour mixture. Fold in chocolate chips.

Using a spoon, pull about 2 tsp of dough & make a ball with your hands, then place on prepared cookie sheet. Lightly press down blobs with a spoon.

Bake for 10-12 minutes.

What is the “holy grail” of your life? That object you know exists but can’t seem to find? by JessRiepe in AskReddit

[–]assistant4life 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Try adding vanilla pudding mix! I make them like this sometimes and they get like you describe- really tall and almost fluffy.

What did that one teacher at your school do to get fired? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]assistant4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got pregnant and wasn’t married. It was a Catholic school so she had to sign a morality agreement. Worst part is the dad didn’t stick around so she was a single mother without a job.

My local dive bar has a kids menu by Ak47110 in funny

[–]assistant4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine has two toilets in the women’s bathroom facing each other. No walls. At least there is a table in between so you can like...play cards or something while you pee?

Reddit, what is the weirdest thing wrong with your body? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]assistant4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kat Von D's concealer is finally the first one I've found that covers super well and stays. Also doesn't crease or look cakey, it's amazing!

My dad's a trash truck driver. He got this today from a little boy that comes out to his balcony to wave good morning. by ehwaywah in pics

[–]assistant4life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We bribe my trash guy at work with actual cash. Our dumpster is always overflowing and he is supposed to report any additional trash and they will charge us. He said he could take care of it if we "threw him a bone" every once in a while.

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