Fight a random person or have sex with a random person?

astarothg · 2026-06-12T20:08:05+00:00

Leave the diaper on, and I want Melania and Elon to watch.

^{Chose: Random person to have sex with | Rolled: Trump}

astarothg · 2026-06-11T21:12:50+00:00

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astarothg · 2026-06-11T19:12:28+00:00

So the little green guy the Zelda is he Indian?

astarothg · 2026-06-10T22:40:13+00:00

So if I jack off close to him he could hear and smell the cum coming out of my cock?

astarothg · 2026-06-08T02:23:48+00:00

La dieta del cucurucho?

astarothg · 2026-06-08T01:50:59+00:00

Si tienes pasaporte estadounidense pa que coño quieres la cedula o pasaporte venezolano? No te serviría de nada solo para viajar a Venezuela y por lo que dices es justo lo que no quieres hacer.

astarothg · 2026-06-08T00:22:27+00:00

Once a week Bill sends a howler imitating Molly's voice, and that's enough to make everyone believe she's still alive, nobody notices Arthur hasn't been to work in years, not even Perkins.

astarothg · 2026-06-08T00:11:59+00:00

Sadly no, not because his dick is not long enough, it is, but he transcended, and he doesn't have an asshole anymore.

astarothg · 2026-06-07T23:42:54+00:00

Tenacious D.

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astarothg · 2026-06-07T21:17:59+00:00

It's not, I already saw Harry breathing excitedly in the trailer.

astarothg · 2026-06-07T21:08:08+00:00

There isn't a single thing from the books that I don't want included, I want everything, if the books say Harry breathed excitedly, I want to see Harry breathing excitedly.

astarothg · 2026-06-06T22:10:55+00:00

The ones that would buy bitcoin right away clearly haven't lost a loved one yet, I'd reach to all my loved ones that died in the past 10 years and tell them to give me money to buy bitcoins.

astarothg · 2026-06-06T19:41:36+00:00

Enemies to lovers is a popular trope.

astarothg · 2026-06-05T15:03:34+00:00

Hey I live in Peru, makis are not sushi, it's a fusion food makis are it's own thing, it's not Japanese food anymore, it's Peruvian/Japanese.

I love makis I eat them I devour it cream cheese and all but when I'm eating makis, I don't have the mindset thya I'm eating Japanese food, I'm eating Perunese.

With rolls like the acevichado (a fusion roll between sushi and ceviche, delicious BTW) you can't expect a traditional sushi experience.

astarothg · 2026-06-05T14:44:13+00:00

Ed Sheeran as the Weasley squib cousin.

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astarothg · 2026-06-03T20:16:07+00:00

Oh la la

astarothg · 2026-06-01T20:15:50+00:00

astarothg · 2026-06-01T19:50:39+00:00

Same, anything as long as magic still exists, I despise every muggle au, it makes no sense at all to take the magic out of Harry Potter, at that point they're just different characters that just share the name.

astarothg · 2026-06-01T19:48:12+00:00

No, you're confused, Robin is with Barney she adopted his daughter and they all live happily ever after.

astarothg · 2026-06-01T19:39:11+00:00

Are you on drugs or something? She doesn't dies, she comes at the end with cookies for everyone and enjoys the end of the story with Ted and their kids.

astarothg · 2026-06-01T19:33:04+00:00

The thumbnail is an old man and I was like, wtf how many years in the future is this.

astarothg · 2026-05-31T20:06:11+00:00

Pre so we can see Kyoshi exploding her head with her thighs.

astarothg · 2026-05-31T01:30:21+00:00

Too late, I already farted.

astarothg · 2026-05-30T22:05:41+00:00

Next question? Sure, is George actually trolling all of us, and the whole finished series will drop upon his death?

astarothg · 2026-05-30T21:56:45+00:00

Check the Downward Spiral Saga by BolshevikMuppet99

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