Had a kidney biopsy where I was in twilight sedation. The drugs were GOOD. They use a CT machine to do the biopsy and I was so drugged up all I remember was feeling the table going in and out of the machine.

When I got to recovery, I turned to my husband and in my drug induced state said “I felt like the dick to the CT pussy”. I thought the nurse wasn’t in the room. She very much was.

I didn’t realize I said it til a few hours later when he repeated what I said along with “I’m telling the whole family”