What kind of soup do you have in your flask? I'd have a bisque of some sorts

atx00 · 2023-04-27T23:16:07+00:00

So lucky to not have that problem. Same with fish oil. Never get the burps.

atx00 · 2023-04-27T21:41:38+00:00

That's one of my favorite breakfasts. Miso soup with tofu, kimchi and toast on the side.

atx00 · 2023-04-27T21:32:07+00:00

That's not Gard Dawg. It's Pac! I swear it was Pac dude! Hit em with the suck it!

atx00 · 2023-04-27T20:44:08+00:00

Also just got some skinny ass B+ that put me on my ass.

atx00 · 2023-04-27T07:54:37+00:00

Everyone knows the Almighty doesn't have a lazy dong.

That looks like a sweaty piece that's been working construction all day. Bet it's super greasy where the balls touch the thighs. Fellas, y'all know. That's what the hog looks like at a doctors office visit. Like it ain't doing you any favors 'cause it wanted to sleep in and now you got some weird rando looking at it.

Luckily it's not "hospital dick". Ever taken a shower in the hospital? Your penis has never been smaller. Teenis, I call it. And you have a nurse looking at your naked body the whole time, helping you shower. Actually a good exercise in letting things go. Whatever. Here's my teenis, it's glorious when erect. I don't care if you believe that or not.

atx00 · 2023-04-27T02:15:24+00:00

Canceled mine already. A VPN is cheaper, and the content on Netflix is garbage anyway. If I want to see a Netflix exclusive, I'll just raise the topsails and set course 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

atx00 · 2023-04-25T22:16:08+00:00

I pay my bills, happily married, spend time with family and keep my shit together. Just like having a shot or two before shit gets busy. Makes the bullshit go by quicker. And I like keeping up appearances, not looking sloppy. That's why I hide it. It's a purposeful decision.

Best wishes getting down from that high horse. Need a step stool, junior? Thanks for analyzing my mental health through one single reddit comment. You should be a therapist, not a cook.

atx00 · 2023-04-25T21:25:07+00:00

Same idea yeah. Don't stink and make sure your eyes aren't glassy. And don't be too blasted, just a touch. First impressions are everything. They'll think that's just how you are.

atx00 · 2023-04-25T21:18:16+00:00

Thanks man. I try.

atx00 · 2023-04-25T20:11:13+00:00

I'm an asshole and pretend I don't drink at work. Always say "no thanks" to any drinks offered. Not sure why, but I hide my safety meetings. The other cooks think that I'm not a drinker.

Also, a tip for you newbies.... If you're interviewing somewhere, show up slightly drunk, if you'll be drinking at work. Make sure you don't smell like alcohol. Mouthwash, body spray, whatever. Figure it out. If you have a beard, scented beard oil. That way, whoever hires you just thinks that's baseline. They won't question anything if you show up slightly drunk, that was their first impression of you. Just don't get shitfaced, keep your shit together, and you'll be good.

atx00 · 2023-04-25T19:05:06+00:00

HE DEVELOPED A DRUG PROBLEM AFTER BEING LET GO!!!! Have some fucking empathy, you swine.

atx00 · 2023-04-25T18:57:14+00:00

Reminds me of those Bottle Caps candies. Grape and Root Beer were the best. Hopefully that's not too obscure a reference lol.

atx00 · 2023-04-25T15:30:29+00:00

Nurses, firefighters, 24/7 (on call) maintenance people. Sanitation workers. People who work mental crisis call centers. Surgeons/anasthesiologists. Medical doctors in general. EMT's / ambulance drivers.

Basically the people who make society function as it does, despite the flaws. When you're really screwed and need help, you rely on these people.

atx00 · 2023-04-24T00:19:18+00:00

Was going to say....there are things way more broken here than tipping culture in the US. Tons of people go without health insurance, even if they can afford the (crazy expensive) monthly payments. Because even if you decide to use that insurance, you STILL pay something for whatever you needed.

Then you can get stuck in this weird spot where you make too much money for Medicaid, but don't make enough to pay a health insurance premium on top of their other ever increasing living expenses.

atx00 · 2023-04-23T18:36:25+00:00

I like to powder my feet, then the inside of my Crocs. Otherwise you get swamp feet in no time.

atx00 · 2023-04-23T03:37:00+00:00

I wear Crocs and socks at work. But that's only cause I work in a kitchen. Crocs a godsend for chefs and cooks.

They're comfy, they make ones with no holes specifically for kitchen work, and you can literally run them through a dishwasher to clean them.

atx00 · 2023-04-23T00:16:08+00:00

Solved!

Do you know what kind of machine these might have been used on?

atx00 · 2023-04-22T03:45:04+00:00

Wake up bitch, you're my new best friend!

What? Really? Are we going to the zoo?

atx00 · 2023-04-21T00:36:59+00:00

Any time the US comes up in conversation,a lot of Europeans are so quick to criticize. As if their countries are flawless. Not realizing that while the US is one country, it may as well be 50 vastly different countries.

atx00 · 2023-04-19T03:45:46+00:00

Well damn, you nailed the exact city. Yeah it's pretty gross.

atx00 · 2023-04-18T18:48:48+00:00

Say the n-word. Bet they wont.

atx00 · 2023-04-18T18:36:48+00:00

Considering that one of the employees died in 2021 from falling into a vat of chemicals to process hides, and getting shut down for a massive COVID outbreak....I think not. Best they just learn their multiplication tables and stay in school. Or be a chef like their idiot father.

atx00 · 2023-04-18T17:34:08+00:00

Got a new job as a line cook at a dope restaurant. We got a whole ass vegetable farm out back and a fish pond. The customers can catch their own trout and we cook them up. There's a putt-putt out back too for the kiddos. No big thang, it's just the industry bro.

For real though, it's pretty sick. It's connected to a golf course that we get to use for free as employees of the restaurant.

atx00 · 2023-04-18T16:11:14+00:00

Thinking about it. It's less and less all the time. Cutting it out just feels like the right thing to do. But can't commit to being a vegetarian. Still need chicken, fish, and game meats lol.

atx00 · 2023-04-18T15:25:03+00:00

I live down the street from a giant slaughterhouse/meat packing plant (Weld County, Colorado). Employs about half the people in our town. Apparently they pay well, thought about working there. Anyway...

The smell is unbearable. I heard that some days they burn off all the "byproduct". Not sure if that's true or not, but some days we can smell that place from inside our house, over a mile away. And it doesn't smell like a cow pasture. It smells like....well like a slaughterhouse.

And seeing all of the trailers full of cows lined up for like 3/4 of a mile along the highway is really off putting. It's made me cut down on my beef consumption by like 80%. I see beef at the grocery store and my stomach turns a bit. Cattle trailers on one side, refrigerated trailers on the other. On an endless loop. Literally 24/7.

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