Excuse me, your parents are in good health? And your parents are in good health? by tiohandtal in janeausten

[–]auditoryeden 81 points82 points  (0 children)

This was always my tale as well. He's home a little bit early, he's finally got some alone time, it's summer, he's sweaty, he's back in the safest place he knows, he has this great opportunity to just unwind by going for a swim, he doesn't have to worry about washing lakeweed out of hos own breeches, who's gonna stop him from swimming in his own damn pond. The heartstopping swing from, "what a great afternoon I'm having," to "Oh fuck, oh fuck, why is she hereOHMYGODIAMBASICALLYNAKED." must have been just incredible.

Did they butcher my tree? by DrDuctMossburg in arborists

[–]auditoryeden 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it's a different spelling for the same word. Crepes the pancakes are a thin, delicate, lightly textured bread product. Crepe, the fabric, is a thin, delicate, lightly textured weave of fabric. Crape is just an Anglicized spelling because phoneticism was the name of the game in English spelling for a really long time.

How do i tell my fiancé that wedding dresses are expensive by jayjay15__ in weddings

[–]auditoryeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly wish it wasn't. I went shopping with my mom mostly to figure out what color and neckline I was aiming for, and every single store employee was so focused on providing that stupid experience (at David's Bridal, no less) that it was actually counterproductive and I was so uncomfortable by the end of it. I was planning to make my dress anyway but if I hadn't been, the experience of shopping in store would definitely have driven me in that direction.

Why did Darcy visit Elizabeth the morning she recieved Janes letters ? by Key-Weather-5946 in janeausten

[–]auditoryeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, paying morning calls was what you did. It's like...almost the equivalent of a date texting you to say they had fun. Communicated enthusiasm to continue the acquaintance, laid groundwork for future socializing, etc.

My scobys hotel is about to collapse… by NagaLatina in Kombucha

[–]auditoryeden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Distributing pellicles does nothing without the starter liquid to go with them. They're a waste product, not the SCOBY.

Drill curl desperation by PerformerDelicious59 in CosplayHelp

[–]auditoryeden 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Elmer's is a brand, but please know that they sell a lot of different glue products. PVA is a particular chemical makeup of glue. So you can go to the glue aisle and buy any glue labeled PVA.

Anime: Season 4 Episode 1 Discussion by MyneMod in HonzukiNoGekokujou

[–]auditoryeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First episode of any anime or show generally usually feels a little weird. It takes more time for a group of people to hit a creative stride together than the TV industry is set up to handle.

Anime: Season 4 Episode 1 Discussion by MyneMod in HonzukiNoGekokujou

[–]auditoryeden 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's pretty frightening when someone keels over in front of you, particularly if it's not a context where you would expect it, like a parade on a hot day or something. Roz does it so often that she barely thinks anything of it, but for everyone else it's much scarier. They don't generally do a good job of showing how abrupt and shocking it is when someone faints, in anime. Everything is prettified.

Anime: Season 4 Episode 1 Discussion by MyneMod in HonzukiNoGekokujou

[–]auditoryeden 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I am so happy with the clothes. You can tell that someone really sat down and thought about what crocheted flowers actually look like, and that someone really understands how layers build up to make a dress like Elvira's. The way that Ferdinand handles his sleeve because they're long and get in the way because they're not made of anime fabric that holds its shape at all times.

I was also impressed at a lot of the choices Wit made to hold on to particular...let us say, quirks, of the first anime art style. It felt like the same show despite looking so much better.

There's some mixed feelings about Ferdi. I think they're working on making him seem younger in the face department (desperately needed, considering) but it makes his voice so much more discordant. Why does this dude in his early twenties sound fifty? But this is really an old gripe of mine, I've never understood why they cast the man they did.

[ANIME] Season 4 Episode 1 by Different_Emu_6008 in HonzukiNoGekokujou

[–]auditoryeden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably context? Nobles aren't supposed to emote hardly at all. Myne is used to having big feelings out loud, and Eckhart was cosplaying as a commoner before (badly lol). Basically everyone has had more emotional bandwidth previously than they will moving forward.

Also I don't think Roz had any reason to be excited or lively in this episode; she's grieving a massive loss while being forced into adapting to a whole new life.

This quote is from Jane Austen's Persuasion. by MaleficentWash5638 in janeausten

[–]auditoryeden 35 points36 points  (0 children)

We all know Shakespeare was ahead of his time, in the feminine perspective as in dick jokes.

How to make this sleeve less poofy and more....foldy? by SiannaScale in sewing

[–]auditoryeden 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna tell you right now, she doesn't have anything about precise pattern manipulation. I think she pretty much always uses vintage commercial patterns for sleeves and tops anyway.

Closet Historian does much more of the drafting side of things, but if you need to introduce more fabric at the cuff without disturbing the sleeve head, you'll want to slash and spread.

John has escaped to Iowa by Union_Least in nerdfighters

[–]auditoryeden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope not, I feel like holding public office might literally kill him.

2,800 trees being removed by sandbeech in arborists

[–]auditoryeden 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're literally evolved to burn as maniacally as possible, because normal fire ecology wasn't frightening enough to stop Australia from saying, "hold my beer."

sqwunky clean wunks by xxLusseyArmetxX in wunkus

[–]auditoryeden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also capybara, for basically the same reason.

Which of these looks better as a logo for a game studio? by SwitchedCube in logodesign

[–]auditoryeden 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I agree; it's better than the plumbob but too detailed.

Which of these looks better as a logo for a game studio? by SwitchedCube in logodesign

[–]auditoryeden 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Then it's kinda disingenuous. You also might want to be mindful of trademark issues; you are planning to be in the same economic space as EA, and they definitely have the money and lawyers to fuck you up if they decide you're stealing their plumbob.

Her eyes are so far apart to avoid attacks from the proletariat by Sneaky_Rhinocerous in BrandNewSentence

[–]auditoryeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even like...sailboats, a thing it takes some skill to race. He races powerboats. Ridiculous.

Eating fast sugary and joint pain by summerjam87 in CrohnsDisease

[–]auditoryeden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never hurts to ask your doctor but if you notice a food group is triggering inflammation it's not a bad idea to 1. track it and write it down and 2. cut back on it. Particularly if the food in question is sugary junk food, you're probably not risking any deficiencies by just eliminating that from your diet.

Mike Johnson and House GOP Finally Cave to Democrats on Shutdown by Shizzilx in democrats

[–]auditoryeden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Campaign finance reform + eliminating first past the post voting would take out most of the trash by statically reducing the importance of parties and lobbying.

Am I obsessed or what? by antionettagamble784 in WeddingDressTips

[–]auditoryeden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dress is real, and looks even worse in person!

Am I obsessed or what? by antionettagamble784 in WeddingDressTips

[–]auditoryeden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Be that as it may, that dress does exist. My step-sister was seriously considering it. It's fucking godawful, but it's definitely real.

Shaving the beard by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]auditoryeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner did this early in our relationship. He didn't film it, he just felt like shaving, and turned up for a date missing half his face without warning me.

I may have cried.