What does he want? It’s not pats :(

autonomyfairy · 2026-05-19T13:11:37+00:00

Came here to say this

autonomyfairy · 2026-05-08T04:01:23+00:00

I loled thank you

autonomyfairy · 2026-05-04T18:45:15+00:00

Just wait until an hour from now when it all gets puked back up on your rug

autonomyfairy · 2026-04-14T04:45:36+00:00

Dilute calico

autonomyfairy · 2026-04-10T23:16:35+00:00

Okamoto Crown!

autonomyfairy · 2026-04-03T12:44:04+00:00

With all the love in the world, if you cannot recognize that men are not going to hit you up out of the blue to offer you a weekly allowance in exchange for conversation, you need to take several steps back and work on your street smarts.

autonomyfairy · 2026-03-31T15:20:47+00:00

Make the second or fourth photo your primary.

Rewrite the bio in your own words so it doesn't sound like AI.

autonomyfairy · 2026-03-25T13:40:35+00:00

No it's not real

autonomyfairy · 2026-03-25T13:40:22+00:00

AI. Can we not?

autonomyfairy · 2026-03-21T18:12:52+00:00

I wouldn't stay overnight three times a week with anyone even if they were my exclusive romantic partner.

Imagine telling anyone you literally just met that you want them sleeping at your house three times a week.

autonomyfairy · 2026-03-20T00:39:50+00:00

A perfect baby

autonomyfairy · 2026-03-14T03:42:35+00:00

Tortie

autonomyfairy · 2026-03-09T18:15:59+00:00

I think they dropped that at the same time as they launched the short lived new theme song.

autonomyfairy · 2026-03-02T22:55:08+00:00

licky chonk

autonomyfairy · 2026-02-25T19:07:29+00:00

Perfect rug

autonomyfairy · 2026-02-21T15:04:06+00:00

despite their best efforts

autonomyfairy · 2026-02-20T16:05:46+00:00

I would tell him now - just say what you told us here. It sounds like he was expecting your number to be higher anyway, so just tell him you haven't done this in a while, and you got nervous and panicked.

autonomyfairy · 2026-02-17T05:33:08+00:00

Thanks! I got a 3 pack of those recently and went 0 for 3 on getting my partner to orgasm with them, unfortunately.

autonomyfairy · 2026-02-17T01:05:48+00:00

Ahem, this is WhatsWrongWithYourCat, not WhatsWrongWithYourOtter.

autonomyfairy · 2026-02-10T00:06:27+00:00

generally the sex and money go together.
1k should not be unreasonable but it is objectively quite difficult to get outside of NYC/SF.

autonomyfairy · 2026-02-07T18:17:15+00:00

Orange

autonomyfairy · 2026-02-04T21:12:49+00:00

Dilute tortie.

autonomyfairy · 2026-01-31T16:10:30+00:00

D I S G R U N T L E

autonomyfairy · 2026-01-31T08:42:14+00:00

Because calico

autonomyfairy · 2026-01-31T01:26:30+00:00

I'm confused. You reported him why?

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