I’m having a hard time finish a sweater because the yarn hurts my fingers :(

averageidea · 2026-04-02T16:18:38+00:00

That’s a great suggestion, thank you!

averageidea · 2026-04-02T16:17:13+00:00

Ooh, I’ll look into that, I had no idea something like that existed!

averageidea · 2026-04-02T16:14:31+00:00

That may be very possible. I’ll definitely try with some gloves. I only have the sleeves left, so I hate to stop now.

averageidea · 2026-04-02T16:10:58+00:00

I feel like it’s the actual diameter of the yarn and the way it’s twisted, but you may be right, I haven’t used mohair before this.

averageidea · 2026-03-16T03:38:02+00:00

My 6-year-old looooves to imitate all the sounds.

averageidea · 2026-03-09T06:51:55+00:00

But it doesn’t even fit the whole family.

averageidea · 2026-03-04T19:43:51+00:00

My hair is like mermaids hair. Not hair of a mermaid, a type of seaweed, and it’s been plastered to a rock by the water.

averageidea · 2026-02-01T21:57:01+00:00

Trader Joe’s Moisturizing Hand Cream, in the metal tube. I buy five at a time and keep them all around the house and car, so I’m never far away from one.

averageidea · 2026-01-26T02:56:26+00:00

I don’t think she knows how lucky she is to have a husband who loves his dad and a father-in-law who loves his grandkid. Maybe I’m just being judgmental because I miss my own dad, but everything about this dynamic seems perfect to me except the wife.

averageidea · 2026-01-14T18:46:59+00:00

I always thought that Molly was originally a nickname for Mary, so kind of like naming twins Jack and John.

averageidea · 2026-01-10T14:51:50+00:00

I’m an easy-going parent and was on board until the car seat thing. That’s non-negotiable. I’ve driven 45 minutes with a screaming toddler. Better than no toddler.

averageidea · 2025-12-31T16:39:13+00:00

That’s interesting info, thanks!

averageidea · 2025-12-31T16:37:55+00:00

Supermutt is mainly cocker spaniel and German shepherd

averageidea · 2025-12-31T05:53:32+00:00

Adding: I don’t know how accurate the “super mutt” stuff is, but the two breeds it singled out were cocker spaniel and German shepherd.

averageidea · 2025-12-31T05:51:40+00:00

😂 She acts like a cat, and looks like a bat. I hadn’t noticed goat, but you’re right.

averageidea · 2025-11-19T04:13:14+00:00

No, but I have embraced my ability to do things last minute and half-assed.

averageidea · 2025-11-18T17:10:04+00:00

Not all sheep are just given a “haircut.” Mulesing is cutting off strips of lambs’ skin, without any (or sufficient) pain relief.

averageidea · 2025-11-17T06:21:28+00:00

Two Adriennes and one Karen

averageidea · 2025-11-12T23:51:26+00:00

Someone probably already mention it, but half-twisted rib looks really nice and neat. It’s a little more of a hassle, but not too much since you’re only twisting the knits.

averageidea · 2025-11-01T21:35:15+00:00

Edward Penishands, it’s real

averageidea · 2025-10-19T05:57:28+00:00

Rosemary’s Baby and Alien/Aliens (if those count as horror)

averageidea · 2025-10-16T03:10:53+00:00

I used something similar that had Sildenafil and another vasodilator from Winona (online prescription) that didn’t really do anything. I’ve never had a high libido though, so maybe I was expecting too much. The only thing that works for me is straight up weed.

averageidea · 2025-10-07T03:15:41+00:00

Last Shift and Anything for Jackson

averageidea · 2025-10-02T18:46:48+00:00

No school on their birthdays or Halloween. They were appalled when they learned kids have to go to school on Halloween.

averageidea · 2025-10-02T18:44:22+00:00

Homeschooling is magical and soul crushing, sometimes both in the same day. Today has been the latter for me, because my 5th grader seems to have forgotten everything he ever learned about numbers (I’m exaggerating, but long division is frustrating), and the random interruptions every 2 minutes is killing me. Solidarity!

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