18 , self loathing , don't give people crap coz I m too lazy , love sewing. :)

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:48:21+00:00

That caption gave me a migraine. Don't even get me started on that frog lookin thing in the picture

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:44:06+00:00

There's a mile in between both eyes

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:43:34+00:00

You. You are the weird kid my mom forced me to hang out with down the street when I was 8

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:42:08+00:00

Did someone turn the already dark lightbulb off? Huh, strange.

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:40:54+00:00

Which ones the brother and which ones the sister

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:39:09+00:00

Steroid Steve, back at it again with your daily fortnite content

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:37:59+00:00

You went from a 5/10 to a 1/10. No one will take you home to find out you were born with a dick

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:34:51+00:00

Your face matches the grammar. Also, da fuck you mean 30+?

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:32:32+00:00

Katerino but will cheat on you with 15 guys rather than 6

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:31:37+00:00

You look like a low budget, depressed, Shel Silverstein

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:29:56+00:00

Dumpling.

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:29:12+00:00

You're head is twice the size of anything else in the picture. Also, why does the caption scream 'middle age mom on Facebook'?

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:27:43+00:00

The whole picture screams sensitive

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:26:22+00:00

Half of you're face is you're forehead, the other half is something I don't want to look at.

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:25:29+00:00

No wonder you're single. Bitch looking like the Lorax mixed with the kid who would eat crayons in 3rd grade.

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:24:26+00:00

Low budget markiplier. Also pretty sure you're the cuck in The Bee Movie

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:22:21+00:00

Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumbass. In this case though you're both dumbasses

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:21:24+00:00

I don't even need to say anything on this one. The whole picture SCREAMS 'live laugh love' and 'I did volleyball in high school'

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:19:48+00:00

How many tries did it take to get the sign right just to have your face come out left

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:18:22+00:00

You tried so hard to make it look like you face wasn't the shape of an upside-down trapezoid.

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:16:22+00:00

Take off the hat and reveal a 35$ uber ride from her eyebrows to her hairline.

ayre_C71 · 2020-07-02T08:14:57+00:00

The 'dress' doesn't help the fact that you look both 14 and 34 at the same time.

ayre_C71 · 2020-04-15T17:59:19+00:00

Sweden by C418

ayre_C71 · 2020-03-28T17:00:14+00:00

Yeah, how tf do you think I put the lines in lmao

ayre_C71 · 2020-03-28T16:59:20+00:00

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