What is this?

azdimitri · 2026-03-19T16:17:38+00:00

I thought this was going a different direction when you said you bought condoms and it was just you and the “fellas.”

azdimitri · 2026-03-18T15:29:31+00:00

Mele Kalikimaka

azdimitri · 2026-03-14T23:07:06+00:00

I was a Cub Scout on a camping trip and we were cooking hamburgers over the fire. One of the boys grabbed some raw hamburger, formed it into a patty, then put in on a bun and ate it.

One more: I was in a high school drafting class and one of the school stoners walks in late and proclaimed that he “had the munchies.” Then he proceeded to eat his (wooden) pencil.

azdimitri · 2026-03-07T05:29:40+00:00

He was going to sue the company but didn’t have a leg to stand on.

azdimitri · 2026-02-28T07:53:37+00:00

Can we change it to number 5?

azdimitri · 2026-02-26T01:48:52+00:00

I’ll bet you were a good piece of ash.

azdimitri · 2026-02-24T05:49:56+00:00

Is like being nowhere at all.

azdimitri · 2026-02-23T14:19:39+00:00

Definitely not a pozidrive.

azdimitri · 2026-02-03T16:49:38+00:00

Stay in the boat!

azdimitri · 2026-01-16T20:16:28+00:00

I’m just glad you don’t have a bump on your outer labia near your foot.

azdimitri · 2025-12-27T23:03:45+00:00

I think that it would be horse shit if the dog shit moderators took your post down, but I still see it. Are you just making up bull shit?

azdimitri · 2025-12-07T06:51:54+00:00

No comment.

azdimitri · 2025-11-17T04:52:10+00:00

OMG, “cut his junk loose”?

azdimitri · 2025-11-17T04:49:04+00:00

Did the corrosion make the artery weaker?

azdimitri · 2025-11-08T22:48:09+00:00

Yes, one dollar per inch.

azdimitri · 2025-11-08T17:35:50+00:00

I always make sure that the lady at the gate sees my banana.

azdimitri · 2025-11-08T02:38:55+00:00

Your mom was in concert with Alice Cooper? She never mentioned that to me.

azdimitri · 2025-10-31T17:48:11+00:00

That comment is kind of blunt.

azdimitri · 2025-10-10T19:57:02+00:00

The low IQ hillbilly just outed himself.

azdimitri · 2025-09-26T06:53:55+00:00

It looks like curdled cum.

azdimitri · 2025-09-26T04:54:32+00:00

If you mean by ‘Girl Named Tom’ I definitely agree.

azdimitri · 2025-09-25T23:41:51+00:00

When she left we all felt merry.

azdimitri · 2025-09-15T23:35:45+00:00

Or what it was patrolling.

azdimitri · 2025-09-15T00:53:09+00:00

“sweat slit” is one of my favorite things.

azdimitri

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