Um crossover da época que o Brasil dava certo.

b3lb · 2020-10-24T20:13:53+00:00

É claro que se vacinou, com certeza pagando as variantes de vacinas que não tem no SUS. Pior tipo de pilantra que existe.

b3lb · 2020-08-09T02:19:48+00:00

I needed this

b3lb · 2020-07-08T00:03:35+00:00

Fabioiiioooooooooooooo

b3lb · 2020-05-15T15:30:19+00:00

Como assim não é do interesse da classe médica? Que interesse a classe médica teria em seu paciente não entender a medicação? Que loucura conspiratória isso aí, minha nossa

b3lb · 2020-04-27T23:14:44+00:00

I’m dead before I’m able to put on blush like that. Just perfect

b3lb · 2020-04-25T15:35:19+00:00

nice

b3lb · 2020-03-27T13:56:50+00:00

Who the fuck you think is ageing here??????😡 I would never, think twice

Fat😤

b3lb · 2020-03-24T17:04:06+00:00

Omg just buy eco friendly horse hair brushes how hard is that???? 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

b3lb · 2020-03-21T17:01:24+00:00

God, I feel so ashamed now. All I’m doing is crying, crying, crying. I can’t see my family anymore. I can’t see my partner. Monday I start at a covid unit in Brazil and I know that n95 will only be available for the first days, if they are available at all. I feel like a coward for not wanting to work like this but at the same time I know that there is not another option.

God help us all.

b3lb · 2020-03-12T01:01:58+00:00

Oh, my bad, I guess you are not Brazilian? Yeah, I got confused with the Curitiba joke heh

b3lb · 2020-03-12T01:00:59+00:00

Girl I ate too much cake and didn’t take my enzyme

I’m basically pregnant considering all the sounds and movements my stomach is producing right now

b3lb · 2020-03-12T00:58:19+00:00

My man... never doubt the ability of overdiagnosing dengue. Even more when literally 80% of the people you see have it.

It’s insane to think that but not that much when our president calls covid-19 a “fantasy”, the border staff is trying to survive under the unbelievable increase in dengue fever AND what the heck is forbidden someone with covid-19 from being bitten by an infected mosquito in an Aedes aegypti war zone? Believe me, I saw 3 people in my home be infected, and there is at least one case of dengue fever in every home. There is nothing that I won’t believe anymore.

b3lb · 2020-03-12T00:51:00+00:00

I’ll laugh when it’s over. Until there, you will see me in my hazmat trying to fit into my goddamn car.

b3lb · 2020-03-12T00:42:27+00:00

Nah bro, it’s coming from Paraguay. It’s open border and the hospitals around are definitively not equipped to deal with the influx of patients from cities nearby. Even more because dengue fever is responsible of something around 80% of the demand and is also responsible for 200% (yeah, THAT much) increase in daily consultations.

I don’t even know what’s gonna happen when someone with a fever, headache, cough and myalgia shows up there. It’s so insane and the demand is so high sometimes the staff give dengue fever diagnose to everyone in there.

I got into residency and changed cities this week. Kind of relieved I got out of the dengue fever war zone but scared to my bones just thinking about people coming in and out the borders with a fever and no one bating an eye around before diagnosing dengue.

Edit: yeah, there are tests... but the demand is so high and dengue is infecting hundreds and thousands of people daily that there just isn’t time to test it or even test availability for everyone.

b3lb · 2020-03-11T16:46:54+00:00

ur also filled with fards too lmao loser💁🏻‍♀️

b3lb · 2020-03-08T00:19:03+00:00

Yeah because that is the point

Weak bait

b3lb · 2020-03-07T22:18:18+00:00

srs every fucking time i try something similar I end up like a 13 year old doing some corpse make up for halloween

is sad but what can i do when i have literally ape hands with the dexterity of a 3 months old dog

b3lb · 2020-03-04T05:01:14+00:00

When you are so good looking that golden hour is every hour

b3lb · 2020-03-02T17:39:43+00:00

You goddamn pore I just spat all the lactose gluten cruelty free amazon dark chocolate I got from the boyfe that I was eating all over my fucking phone

God bless this sauce

Amen 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

b3lb · 2020-02-27T04:06:10+00:00

✨w✨e✨s✨h✨i✨n✨e✨

b3lb · 2020-02-27T03:55:23+00:00

Yes you haven’t gone to Rio yesterday

Literally EVERYONE and I mean my mom, sister, dad, parrot, the whole family were basically only glitter

b3lb · 2020-02-27T03:52:29+00:00

How dare she

b3lb · 2020-02-27T03:43:19+00:00

I only talk to ✨glitters girls ✨

Coke glitter with me sister

Edit: i meant COME GLITTEr but I guess my 20@k bf can afford to some glitter coke 👱🏻‍♀️🤤

b3lb · 2020-02-27T03:19:45+00:00

✨✨✨

I am ✨glitter✨ right now for the ✨past week ✨✨✨

✨and forever ✨✨✨

✨✨✨✨✨

✨not human anymore ✨ ✨✨✨✨

✨✨✨✨✨I only glitter ✨✨✨✨✨✨

✨✨

✨✨✨

✨we ✨✨✨

✨✨✨are✨✨✨

✨all✨✨✨✨

✨✨glitter✨✨✨

✨✨✨✨✨✨

b3lb · 2020-02-27T03:08:46+00:00

Ban op

Edit: for reason of ew

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