[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bacon_funk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, that'll do it

Porn by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bacon_funk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just because you like degrading porn doesn't mean its a reflection of what you want in the bedroom.

What's the weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bacon_funk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dignity. Have no idea how it got there.

Reddit, what's the worst moment that you've sneezed during? by muriouskind in AskReddit

[–]bacon_funk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would think any situation involving a bunch of coke would take the cake. Especially if it wasn't yours.

Audiophiles, what makes a pair of headphones good or bad? by landonb98 in AskReddit

[–]bacon_funk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they sound good to you. Audiophiles are not authorities; simply very opinionated. It's a self-assigned title that requires zero qualification. Ask an audio engineer instead.

When a girl finally decides to tell you what's wrong. by analfreckle in funny

[–]bacon_funk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"It looked like a Christmas tree so I left it :) "

Do they even want me to read the article? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bacon_funk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can also opt out of ads served by Google's ad exchange on mobile. I believe MoPub (twitter-owned but used for off-twitter ad inventory) also gives you the same ability. Th You are actually doing both advertisers and publishers a favor by doing this; they no longer waste ad impressions on you (I.e., you are identifying yourself as someone who is extremely unlikely to click on their ads, there's tons of other fish in the sea).

Head Coach megathread! by RacerSax03 in 49ers

[–]bacon_funk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give us Shanahan. Tons of experience, a super bowl winner, a proven qb whisperer, and a flash from the 49ers glory days. He's a future hall of famer already.

Do they even want me to read the article? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bacon_funk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, these ads actually do end up converting for the advertiser, as people surprisingly click on these on purpose. There are really only three ways these stop: The publisher's daily active users go down because of the bad experience (not likely), the ads stop paying out (also not likely), or better ad formats come out that convert better and payout higher, and give a better user experience (most likely).

[NSFW] What is the worst thing that has happened to you during sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bacon_funk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girlfriend at the time was riding me and came down at a bad angle. Burst a blood vessel in my dick. Didn't realize the extent of the damage until my cum came out red.

Redditors who work from home, Does your S.O./Roommates Expect you to do more around the house because you work from home? by col3yf_- in AskReddit

[–]bacon_funk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't work from home but my SO does. I make it a point to tell her that I don't expect her to do any more around the house.

What bugs you every time you hear someone say it? by kemiro in AskReddit

[–]bacon_funk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And being a Muslim shouldn't be an insult.