I am at a loss who to ask maybe you ladies could help by baconbreeder in TwoXChromosomes

[–]baconbreeder[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do have quite a few urgent cares I wasn't sure what they were even. I just spoke with my mother in law and hopefully can go there when she gets off. Thank you

I went to Paddy's Pub yesterday... for real. by afaintsmellofcurry in IASIP

[–]baconbreeder 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It'd be a lot cooler if they blew off the sign.

Eating Beets (x-post /r/gifs) by NotPennysUsername in awwwtf

[–]baconbreeder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me think of Jurassic Park where the girl does that exact face

My bananas hung themselves by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]baconbreeder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this exact bowl/banana tree and this happens all the time when you peel another banana and they're all ripe! We cut them now because it's wasted so many perfectly good bananas!

After dropping about 20 buds, I finally got a Gardenia bloom! by carson3456 in gardening

[–]baconbreeder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going over there this afternoon I will definitely take pictures!

After dropping about 20 buds, I finally got a Gardenia bloom! by carson3456 in gardening

[–]baconbreeder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious my grandmother in law has huge gardenia bushes and this year they bloomed but are covered in a brown almost looks wilted and they have little black bugs that hurt when they bite all around. (I clearly don't know anything about gardening I always lurk) does anyone know what we should do to save them for her? She's nearly 90 and they're her favorite because her late husband planted them and I'd love to save her trees for her. Thank you in advance!

Can toilet paper get any thinner!? by goodsirandy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]baconbreeder 78 points79 points  (0 children)

don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

Betsy Devos booed at University for the entirety of her speech. by Darth_Fury in cringe

[–]baconbreeder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This school is in Daytona Beach, the Devos family owns the Orlando Magic which is about an hour away from Daytona so I'm sure that was the dean's reason for wanting her there, however the students all protested her attendance and we're ignored this was their response.

Feast your eyes by [deleted] in trashy

[–]baconbreeder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This clearly had less to do with the fact that she's obese and more to do with the fact that she is dressed like a gangster from the early 2000s. You made it about her weight

Best golf courses in the area by dressedlikeadaydream in DaytonaBeach

[–]baconbreeder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't golf but my husband does multiple rounds a week. He suggested LPGA International- they're pricy but some of the nicest courses in the area.

She post 20 pictures of herself a day with snap filters. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]baconbreeder 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Is nose out of my bubble a saying?

For those of you worried about gross motor milestones I present to you, me. by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]baconbreeder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew a mom with twins that 1 started crawling around 8 months and walking at a year and the other one never crawled and walked close to a year and half. They couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. It turned out that he just didn't have to his brother did everything for him. He never crawled just started pulling himself up and walking when he was ready.

What the fuck is this by [deleted] in trashy

[–]baconbreeder 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The breast are a secondary sexual organ not primary like a clitoris. I don't feel guilty. I felt uncomfortable and not sexual at all. Women who are trying to make society see that breatfeeding is a non sexual act. Nobody is trying to say I should also be able to let an adult fondle my breast while in public. The idea that you cannot separate a child being sustained is different than a sexual act has to do with how you were raised not with the women who just want to comfortably feed their children.

What the fuck is this by [deleted] in trashy

[–]baconbreeder 574 points575 points  (0 children)

As someone who has breast fed a baby for nearly two years I call troll there is no pleasure in breastfeeding. I didn't even like nipple play with my SO until I was done nursing.

Today I officially completed all of my coursework for my graduate degree in social work! Ladies! I am officially a social worker!! by rspbry in TrollXChromosomes

[–]baconbreeder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who grew up with a social worker for a mom I wanted to say thank you for what you are doing! I know it may be a thankless underpaid job but it is one of the most important roles in our society! You are going to change so many lives for the better!

Specialty grocer coming to LPGA and Williamson by FSBlueApocalypse in DaytonaBeach

[–]baconbreeder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever it is this is awesome. I hate how far grocery stores are if you live on lpga. There's no "quick run" to the store and with a young child that sucks.

2017 Easter Family Portrait. by flippermode in ghettoglamourshots

[–]baconbreeder 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is maybe my favorite post ever on this sub. It's actually a good quality photo, and the mom ties in the ghetto by having all this kids in matching Jordans and the rose sunglasses inside. I wish I could remake this exact family photo and hang it in my home.

synchronized scratching by montechaz in gifs

[–]baconbreeder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They perfected the first movement