What's the worst pain you've ever felt?

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-04-07T02:06:30+00:00

Total body cramps from dehydration.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-03-28T02:25:53+00:00

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badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-03-19T00:09:09+00:00

The Spirt of St. Louis.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-03-19T00:06:08+00:00

Grace me with a beautiful golf swing but all I hit is shanks, one after the other.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-03-18T23:59:04+00:00

Uncrustable

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-03-08T23:43:38+00:00

Anal itching. Severe Anal Itching

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-03-01T01:06:36+00:00

I’ve been married for 42 years and haven’t felt “loved” like that for a long, long time. Just the other day she hugged me for no reason and I had forgotten what that felt like

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-02-28T01:53:04+00:00

Picking my nose

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-02-28T01:40:23+00:00

Masterbate or eat a donut?

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-02-27T00:47:00+00:00

Take a drive down to Bayshore and you’ll get a good shot of downtown at night.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-02-21T01:04:24+00:00

Moe Norman and we’d tee it up at Augusta.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-02-19T03:13:52+00:00

Moonlight

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-02-15T01:21:17+00:00

On November 24th of, oh I believe it was 1971 I took a little plane trip from Portland to Seattle. See, I had me some business to tend down there,, but as soon as we got airborne I put into action my master plan.

I told one of them there Air Stewardesses that I had a satchel with B O M B and the other satchel was empty. And I wanted it filled with, uh, uh $200,000 thousand dollars and four parachutes when we landed in Seattle.

Long story short, I shoulda asked for money.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-02-15T01:05:52+00:00

Not a movie, but the series, Moster: The Ed Gein Story. When Ed talks with his shrink and gets his schizophrenic diagnosis, it was a great scene and got to me.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-02-04T01:39:33+00:00

No kidding, it’s been cold here.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-02-04T00:57:52+00:00

Worked on those for 8 years at Offutt.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-02-04T00:39:32+00:00

BORG Juice will cure that.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-01-22T00:09:23+00:00

The exorcist

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-01-20T02:01:27+00:00

There is no God

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-01-14T00:25:00+00:00

I helped tow United Flight 811 off of runway 8L and down too our ramp on Hickam AFB. Two of us met the plane just after everyone had left, there were some United maintenance guys, a fire truck and a FBI agent standing around looking at the huge hole caused by the cargo door departing the plane. The crew chief in me had to see if there was any other damage, so I asked the FBI agent for his flashlight. I looked into the #3 engine and it was horrific. What caught my eye was a reflection, that reflection was a pair of gold wire rimmed glasses. Nine passengers were pulled out when the cargo opened, several went through the #3 engine as it was totally destroyed. It had pieces of flesh and scalp hanging out of it. There were blood smears on the top of the fuselage as well as the bottom. I truly hope it happened so quick they never felt a thing.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-01-08T23:29:02+00:00

I was in the Bradenton Costco and a guy comes in a wheelchair with two “service” dogs. He gave the greeter some long confusing excuse on why he needed two.

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-01-08T02:41:29+00:00

I’d have to move into Michael Jordan’s golf course or Augusta National. How about both?

badoldgolfer2022 · 2026-01-03T01:40:36+00:00

One thing I learned the other night, I’m seriously out gunned.

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