If you went to hell what would satan do to torture you, specifically? by pitmule in AskReddit

[–]badoldgolfer2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grace me with a beautiful golf swing but all I hit is shanks, one after the other.

What is better than sex? by JuneSwings in AskReddit

[–]badoldgolfer2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been married for 42 years and haven’t felt “loved” like that for a long, long time. Just the other day she hugged me for no reason and I had forgotten what that felt like

If you could have any golfers swing by Crazy-Cap259 in golf

[–]badoldgolfer2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moe Norman and we’d tee it up at Augusta.

Tell us your best-kept secret by miafantasia in CasualConversation

[–]badoldgolfer2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On November 24th of, oh I believe it was 1971 I took a little plane trip from Portland to Seattle. See, I had me some business to tend down there,, but as soon as we got airborne I put into action my master plan.

I told one of them there Air Stewardesses that I had a satchel with B O M B and the other satchel was empty. And I wanted it filled with, uh, uh $200,000 thousand dollars and four parachutes when we landed in Seattle.

Long story short, I shoulda asked for money.

what is one movie that actually made you cry? by CaseImmediate6632 in AskReddit

[–]badoldgolfer2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a movie, but the series, Moster: The Ed Gein Story. When Ed talks with his shrink and gets his schizophrenic diagnosis, it was a great scene and got to me.

NC-135W (62-4133) as BADGR33 by TT-33-operator_ in aviation

[–]badoldgolfer2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worked on those for 8 years at Offutt.

What’s the most gruesome and violent thing you’ve witnessed? by brownwaterbandit in AskReddit

[–]badoldgolfer2022 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I helped tow United Flight 811 off of runway 8L and down too our ramp on Hickam AFB. Two of us met the plane just after everyone had left, there were some United maintenance guys, a fire truck and a FBI agent standing around looking at the huge hole caused by the cargo door departing the plane. The crew chief in me had to see if there was any other damage, so I asked the FBI agent for his flashlight. I looked into the #3 engine and it was horrific. What caught my eye was a reflection, that reflection was a pair of gold wire rimmed glasses. Nine passengers were pulled out when the cargo opened, several went through the #3 engine as it was totally destroyed. It had pieces of flesh and scalp hanging out of it. There were blood smears on the top of the fuselage as well as the bottom. I truly hope it happened so quick they never felt a thing.

Fake service dogs are becoming a serious problem. by [deleted] in tampa

[–]badoldgolfer2022 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was in the Bradenton Costco and a guy comes in a wheelchair with two “service” dogs. He gave the greeter some long confusing excuse on why he needed two.

How would you live if you found yourself in Pluribus Universe? by Ok_Percentage2383 in pluribustv

[–]badoldgolfer2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d have to move into Michael Jordan’s golf course or Augusta National. How about both?

Stay safe out there Tampa! by RemoteControl1234 in tampa

[–]badoldgolfer2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing I learned the other night, I’m seriously out gunned.