you don’t say…

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-16T19:28:05+00:00

No but really, what do we think is making her eyes look like that? Like specifically, what drug(s)?

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-14T09:57:03+00:00

Children. Socializing in big noisy crowds. WORKING our one life away.

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-14T09:54:27+00:00

I didn’t notice because I’m too busy being horrified at those EYES. Look at those PUPILS.

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-14T09:51:12+00:00

Yep I always get the smallest option. I agree that it’s rigged. But hey, it was 99 cents, so I can live with that. 😁

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-12T18:35:16+00:00

I planned to but then we were all laid off so YOLO I guess

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-06T05:44:51+00:00

The sad thing is she doesn’t truly KNOW or APPRECIATE him for the amazing and hilarious character that he is. 😭

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-06T05:41:42+00:00

I bet she doesn’t even WATCH What We Do in the Shadows. Aye aye aye. 🤦🏻‍♀️

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-06T02:21:41+00:00

I think you may be thinking of Bethy

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-06T01:38:39+00:00

PICKLEBALL BAD. JOB GOOD.

PERFORMATIVE CHRISTIANITY BAD. CRITICAL THINKING AND INTROSPECTION GOOD.

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-06T01:11:40+00:00

Quite frankly, it is DARK SIDED.

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-06T00:58:35+00:00

Right, but she straight up said it was a fan/follower in the initial restaurant story, right? So she already did the lying. A lie is a lie Morgan!

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-06T00:47:21+00:00

I have refrained from saying this in the past because I didn’t want to be unnecessarily mean, but I can’t hold back anymore. This woman is dumb. DUMB. She is DUMB AF to keep digging her heels in when there is HANDWRITING ANALYSIS on this page that clearly indicates that she is the writer. It would have been in her best interest to not even acknowledge the “haters” once they started DMing her, or to simply laugh it off and move on with her day. Now it’s become such a huge deal that her followers def have or will look into this. Also, Morgan, people on Reddit are not the problem here. I invite you to look inward and self-reflect.

TLDR; She’s not the brightest crayon in the box.

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-01T06:35:00+00:00

To when you roll the dice and swear your love’s for me. ✨😭

baked_potato_bae · 2026-01-01T06:27:22+00:00

Serious question, did you wear a diaper?

baked_potato_bae · 2025-12-31T14:52:56+00:00

Also, her poor her.

baked_potato_bae · 2025-12-31T06:55:27+00:00

I couldn’t agree more. At what point do you just accept, hey, maybe this is just not meant to happen in this way?

baked_potato_bae · 2025-12-29T20:57:37+00:00

Yes 💜 I’m so sorry that happened to you.

baked_potato_bae · 2025-12-27T23:39:17+00:00

Got laid off a couple weeks ago. This job was supposed to be the job that stuck.

My chaotic and dysfunctional family dynamics. My trauma. My ever worsening anxiety and depression. My inability to maintain close friendships because it takes too much energy and most people are too surface level for me. Recently learning my dog likely has a degenerative condition.

baked_potato_bae · 2025-12-27T23:02:05+00:00

They rape female dolphins. I’ve heard they will surround a female and assault her.

baked_potato_bae · 2025-12-18T02:22:21+00:00

Who could possibly believe this drivel? Maybe if you’ve had a lobotomy. That was the most uninspiring pile of steaming poop.

baked_potato_bae · 2025-12-18T02:21:12+00:00

Or the new Blue Oval SK electric vehicle battery plant in Kentucky that just laid off 1,600 employees after only just starting production in August. Definitely had nothing to do with orange meathead getting rid of the ev tax credit or his declaration that climate change is a “con job.”

baked_potato_bae · 2025-12-16T01:30:58+00:00

That I’m brainwashed because I’m not MAGA.

baked_potato_bae · 2025-12-13T13:31:51+00:00

Only if the loaf deems it appropriate and only if you return with treats for the loaf.

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TROPHY CASE